Diary of a Canadian Psycho
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A stupid book based off of my stupid life, featuring rants, awkward moments and stupid stories. 42% over-exaggerated, 100% true.
All stories, rants, etc. are mine except for the thing on the cover. I don't own Hyperbole and a Half; kudos to Allie because your book is hilarious.
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