Translated to Shakespeare
- Reads 60
- Votes 0
- Parts 4
I published this yesterday but it like disappeared so now I'm doing it again I guess.
Basically music that I run through a translator.
The definition of a crackfic.
All Rights Reserved
#2
dearevanhansenmusical
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
Sweet Scent 2
Well, you probably read the first part already, no need for explanation.Complete
𝙍𝙚𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙩. ||Yandere Creepypasta x Alt.Gabriel! Reader.||
Status: On-going. ______________________________________ In which you, met the creepypastas. P̷̷l̷̷e̷a̷̷s̷̷e̷ ̷b̷̷e̷ a̷̷w̷a̷̷r̷̷e̷. ______________(Half Crackfic~)_________________ "Just pray and you'll be alright." "...[Name]. I'm bleeding from 6 stab wounds." ______________________________________ Warnings: (It's a creepypasta book.) -Disturbing themes, MAY contain 18+ stuff. -It's yandere. Whaddya expect. -No plot-line. -A serious yet crack fic. -Very VERY bad writing. -Some are romantic, some are platonic. -Swearing. -Very ooc. -Violence/Gore. ___________________________________ Inspired by: -BLOODLUST • 𝐤𝐧𝐲 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 (By Realityphantom) -Life With Creepypastas - Creepypastas X Reader (By VikingMetalToby) -The heart of a demon. (By AdamPepper)
𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒐𝒊𝒓, 𝑇𝑤𝑠𝑡 𝑣𝑎𝑟.
·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳❝𝑭𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒊𝒂, '𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅.❞ ✩*⢄⢁✧ --------- ✧⡈⡠*✩ 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘥? 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘫𝘢𝘣𝘪? 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳? 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒇𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕. ✩*⢄⢁✧ --------- ✧⡈⡠*✩ ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝑹𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒐𝒊𝒓, 𝑇𝑤𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑊𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑥 𝐻𝑖𝑗𝑎𝑏𝑖! 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟. ·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳❝𝑭𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏' 𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒊𝒏' 𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒆𝒅.❞ (Pls just give it a chance I'm bad at typing descriptions ☹️)
𝖒𝖞 𝖓𝖚𝖎𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊 - 𝖘𝖆𝖎𝖐𝖎 𝖐 𝖝 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗
↳"ɢᴏᴏᴅ ɢʀɪᴇꜰ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ɴᴜɪꜱᴀɴᴄᴇ." ↳(ʏ/ɴ) (ʟ/ɴ). ᴀ ʙʀɪᴛɪꜱʜ, ꜱᴀʀᴄᴀꜱᴛɪᴄ, ꜱɴᴀʀᴋʏ ɢɪʀʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴄᴏʟᴅ-ʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴘꜱʏᴄʜɪᴄ ꜰᴀʟʟ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ. ↳ᴋᴜꜱᴜᴏ ꜱᴀɪᴋɪ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴅ-ʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴘꜱʏᴄʜɪᴄ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴇʟʟ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ. ★best rankings★ → #1 saiki → #1 kusuosaiki → #1 saikik → #1 animefanfiction → #2 anime → #61 xreader → #25 fanfiction → #1 comedy-romance → #1 mangaComplete
Immortal ~ Saiki K. • Reader
'𝘐𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩?' In a world full of average people, 2 psychics end up at the same school and are in the same class. They each have a secret, and they both want to save the world. Y/N is female and uses she/her pronouns Started June 26, 2023. <3 Completed July 26, 2023. <3Complete
𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐁𝐞 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 || 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐒𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐢
𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐒𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐢 𝐊𝐮𝐬𝐮𝐨 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐈 [ 𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 ] ■ ◤ "𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞." ◢ ■ 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐬𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐝'𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝, 𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩? 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬, 𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐇𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢'𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝. ■ ⚠𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆⚠ - 𝐒𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 - 𝐓𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐬 - 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞𝐬 - 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 - 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐦 𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞 - 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 - 𝐆𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 - 𝐁𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 - 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐥 - 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤-Complete
lenqkito re:born (yk.... instead of metamo re:born...........🪨) (crackfic) (h)
the rebirth of lenqkito since wattpad took it down like the omega it is (/j wattpad pls dont punish me by taking away this rlly rlly sigma creation again) yes guys your favourite lesbians are back and theyre all as sigma as ever this fic is allll a joke (mayhaps)
ALL MINE , KUSUO SAIKI .ᐟ
❝ i'm not good with expressing feelings. ❞ - kusuo saiki ╰ 💭 ⊹. in which a certain psychic boy struggles to ask out his crush. ༉‧ - THIS BOOK IS OLD! i was js playing around when writing this, so no, it might not make sense </3Complete
If you genuinely enjoy what I write, that hate crime is not my fault
A collection of crack fics, troll fics, and fun little one-shots I decided to write out of nowhere. Requests are closed. Please don't use these without my permission. ☁️=Fluff 🌧=Angst 🥚=Crack 🍳=Troll 🎶=SongficComplete
║alien friend ║(saiki k x fem!reader)
♡ COMPLETE ♡ ➩ i'm not a psychic, not new to pk academy, not some sort of god sent girl that everyone is obsessed with. i'm an average person. so how did i get the attention of a certain pink haired psychic? ➩ CONTAINS MATURE LANGUAGE ➩ I DO NOT OWN THE DISASTEROUS LIFE OF SAIKI K!! highest rankings: #1 in saiki - 1/10/21 #1 in saikik 1/24/21 #3 in the disasterous life of saiki k - 1/10/21 #1 in aliens - 3/28 #4 in psychic abilities - 3/23/21 #1 in nendou- 2/25/21 #1 in kusuo x reader- 2/25/21 #1 in aren - 3/23/21 #1 in kusuosaiki - 3/28Complete
Content Guidelines