Marie's Agent 4 Factopedia

I'm Callie and I feel that it's time to expose my cousin's creepy Agent 4 Fanfiction since there's some really weird stuff in it that the world needs to know about and also because Marie threw a Pepsi can at my head the other day when I asked for some and I'm still mad about it. To make things rather interesting though, I'll be commenting on the stuff that Marie wrote since I wasn't around when most of this was happening because I was squidnapped. To further make things interesting and also make sure that Marie doesn't suspect that I've taken her creepy Agent 4 Fanfiction, I asked some friends of mine to help out with transcribing this so look out for the chapters that they write too