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//TW! Strong language and other not so friendly jokes included\\

Long story short
I was bored as fuck so I made this shitty ass  fanfic! Might just share artworks here or make some crackposts (which you will see 99.99% of the time here

also btw if you know me somewhere else (like Roblox or discord) and ur reading this: how the fuck did you found me here 😨

Anyways uh
Enjoy this bullshit I guess

-Funni 😌All Rights Reserved

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Cookie Run King (Female GingerBrave) by art030603

-Disclaimer- I do not own Cookie Run Kingdom or any of the characters except mine. *===============================================================================* The Gingerbread Siblings and friends have finally escaped from the Witch's Castle and are now in Earthbread thanks to the Guardians of Light. But their journey wasn't over yet for trouble lurked in each kingdom. Peace was shattered and as an evil sorceress Cookie named Dark Enchantress Cookie and the Cookies of Darkness try and take over the world. But little did they knew that Five Gingerbread Cookies will stop them no matter how dangerous it is. *================================================================================*

[Baker, Baker, We'll make you better~] Self-Aware Cookie Run x Reader by MareuBondad

"Another day, another mission done!" You take a brief sigh after finishing your daily missions in Kingdom. You turned off your phone and call it a day. Inside your phone, Gingerbrave, the mascot and the main character of every single Cookie Run game ever since their series debut long ago, has happily announced that their fellow baker is happy of what they have accomplished. "Great work everycookie! Seems our Baker is very happy that he managed to accomplished their daily missions for today!" He said as every single cookie from Ovenbreak, Kingdom, Witch's Castle & even the newly game that just came out, Tower of Adventures happily cheered in happiness. But then one day...something changed. "...I think I'm getting a bit burned out from playing each Cookie Run game..." You said as you rubbed your head, a bit stressed out and tired. "Ovenbreak is becoming pay-to-win recently, Kingdom is releasing too much overkill cookies that everytime I need to save up my crystals and other stuff, Witch's Castle is getting a bit too boring now, and Tower of Adventures is getting a bit laggy and buggy nowadays..." You sighed and not sure what else to do now but then you said... "Mabye...I should quit playing Cookie Run and move on to other games..." Those words struck the cookies behind the screens with sadness and despair. You turned off your phone to take a break, and went to take a bit of a walk. As the cookies were falling down to their knees and having tears on their eyecing on realizing what you said, they can't let you go. They won't let you move on from them. They need you. Until...they realized that their games became their pay-to-win prison this whole time...they all had enough. They want to escape from their game prisons and go to you. Then, they all devised a plan. Those words that you said to them with no awareness of yourself, will change your life forever.

𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙋𝙄𝘿 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 ! by interstellae

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Transported to Cookie Run as the Baker (CRK Self-aware x Isekai fanfiction) by vialy_MC

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