You Make My Freak Flag Wave
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Last published Sat, Nov 2, 2024
I have not written anything in about two years so let's see how this goes down.
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It had been a long time since Donkey had someone to call a friend, much less a roommate.
So yes, maybe this friend acts like he hates him. And yes, maybe his friend's girlfriend is a cheating little bitch. And okay fine, yes, maybe, hypothetically, this friend is the reason he's having a full-blown bisexual crisis and nothing is the same anymore. And okay, yes, most concerningly, this friend of his quite possibly wants to be reincarnated as an onion.
But it's been so long since someone didn't recoil in disgust mid-conversation with him; he cannot fuck this up too.
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Back by concerningly high demand by irl friends, welcome to You Make My Freak Flag Wave.
Heavily inspired by the work by my much younger self and a friend I am no longer in frequent contact with, "Shrek: A Fanfiction"
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