You're My [Big Shot]! // Spamton x Reader

Spamton G. Spamton was one of the tops hit salesmen in the Dark World in 1997. Everywhere you went during that time, you'd always stumble upon a Spamton advertised product in shots or just hanging up on the walls as giant posters because of how great he was. During this time, Y/N would gaze and daydream as they stared at the salesman in awe, feeling almost hypnotized by his words. Spamton was a big inspiration to Y/N when they were in their late teen, they'd feel motivated to try to become a salesperson as well so they could become just like him, just so they'd finally be recognized for what they've got. Yet, the chance never really came as they only sat in front of an old computer and sell things on the Undernet selling website.

11 years have passed since Spamton's downfall and disappearance and nobody talks about him anymore, most don't even recognize the name nor do they know who the guy is. For Y/N though, they remembered and always talked about him, feeling interested in what caused him to just vanish. There were lots of rumors that he'd just lost it and covered it up, but there's never been proof of this.
One night, Y/N goes out to collect for scraps to try to sell some products for money or at least find some sweet collectibles that are usually found in the trash since most people discard something they don't realize has a price. During their hunt, they come across something extraordinary and almost breathtaking. Because of this discovery, they knew they immediately had to get their hands on him and give him some proper treatment, seeing as where he was staying was a literal dumpster.
As the two gained a strong bond during the week of the salesman staying there, Y/N can't help but gain a sudden attraction to the guy. Despite him being somewhat deranged and a bit loopy, there's just something about him that stands out and makes him so lovable. But during this journey, they learn secrets they never knew of until now.

(Side note, I'm bad at grammar :,] )