Aware

Disclaimer: This is a mystery novel not a spiritual one. Don't let intro get to you.

Picture this: It's Judgment Day. Imagine her, a well-practiced sinner, ready to apologise and list excuses like a lawyer of a serial killer.

Enter Myra, the unlikely heroine of this heavenly situation. She's got a schedule wilder than a rollercoaster and a satanic calendar that screams 'hellraiser,' yet somehow, she winds up in heaven, she hopes she isn't dreaming, emphasis on hopes.

A halo sits precariously atop her head, so tight it's a wonder it hasn't snapped. Myra is avoiding the goody-two-shoes minions, the ones determined to unmask her as the impostor she surely is, while trying not to combust in the presence of a guy who looks like he is certainly Yahweh's favourite due to his illegal handsomeness.

Can Myra keep her cool and keep her halo in place? Is she a secret saint in denial, or did someone in heaven's office mess up the paperwork?

So, And what in heaven-heaven which serve pineapple on a pizza (sad reality for Italians) is happening?

Wonder no more. This author knows why!

**Disclaimer:** This is a wild ride through the amusement park of my imagination. No offense intended to any religion. Buckle up, because this novel's the kind of surprise rollercoaster with loops you didn't see coming.

(Best characters, best of Wattpad, dark humor, morally gray characters, dry humor, 18+)

P.S I made the cover myself but I don't own the picture.