a random shitpost story (swearing warning that nobody cares about!!)
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what is even happening?
i have no fucking idea.
uhh original characters i guess? thats good kinda??
this is very much a shitpost, dont take stuff in here seriously lol.
if you like this type of story thank you i sacrificed a few of my braincells to write this
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