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JOHNLOCK | 15+ | HUMOR-CRACK | John Watson is a very tolerant man and Sherlock Holmes loves his experiments. But why does the fridge have to be full of body parts?
Story I have written for an old challenge in Czech language. I apologize for typos and mistakes. English isn't my native language. If anyone wants to help with beta reading and corrections, I'd be grateful.
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