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Aviana Dean wasn't loved since 6, she didn't know why but she didn't care she did as asked, abused everyday. What happens when one day the kick her out of her pack and she meets her mate Alpha. Ross Tyree Ross the most feared Alpha in all the land. His pack was built on ruthlessness and hardship. No rouge got on his land and made it alive for thirty seconds. What happens when the two are mate....

Being His Man OR Cupid Lady(Fujoshi)Completed💚 by Swal_Taw_May490

အစ်ကို၄ယောက်ကိုလင်ပေးစားမည့် နှမငယ် အလန်းဇယားဖူဂျီမတ်မတ်ငယ်လေးတစ်ယောက်အကြောင်း ဗိုလ်ဗိုလ့်ဘဝမှာ မဖြစ်နိုင်ဘူးဆိုတာမရှိစေရဘူး ဗိုလ်ဗိုလ့်ကိုကြိုက်တဲ့သူဆို သေချာပြီ အဲ့လူမကြာခင်ကွေးပြီဘဲ... S1=Ukeတစ်ယောက်၏ဖခင် ကိုအရင်ဖတ်ရှုနိုင်ပါကြောင်း Topလိုပြုမူနေထိုင်သည့် Bတစ်ယောက်အကြောင်း ☺ ကျွန်မကfujoshiပါမောင်❌ Being His Man OR Cupid Lady(Fujoshi)✔ Titleပြောင်းလိုက်ခြင်းအတွက်အဆင်မပြေလျှင်ကြိုတောင်းပန်ပါသည်။ ဇာတ်နဲ့ကိုက်အောင်ပါ *Started date= 24 September 2020* **Finished at 24 January2021**

apakah ini yang dinamakan cinta? ketika cinta tak tersampaikan , walau luka yang terus menerus menunjukakan kalau aku tidak akan pernah bisa mendapatkan , apakah aku harus berjuang meski perjuanganku sia - sia , aku telah mengabaikan banyak cinta demi satu tujuan aku hanya mencintaimu :(' harapan ku hanya ingin bahagia bersama nya sampai kapan pun , meski ada masalah diantara kita aku kan berusah untuk jadi yang terbaik

Seorang gadis lugu yang bertemu seorang leader dari sebuah geng motor yang merupakan musuh dari sepupu nya sendiri. Lalu bagaimanakah kelanjutan ceritanya?

Secret Relationship [ TAHAP REVISI ] by AraaJauu

Zoeya Jasmine Putri, seorang gadis emosional yang mendadak dijodohkan dengan si berengsek Daem. Zoeya harus merelakan masa mudanya menikah dengan Daem diusianya yang masih belasan karena keegoisan sang Ayah. Lebih tepatnya, saat keduanya masih duduk dibangku SMA kelas 12. NOTE: Ini cuma cerita tergajelas yang ada di otak author. So, jangan berharap lebih ya? ----- "Siapa yang jatuh cinta duluan, dia yang kalah." "Oke, siapa takut." ----- UP SETIAP HARI KALAU GAK ADA HALANGAN⚠️⚠️ FOLLOW DULU SEBELUM BACA YA CINTA, HAPPY READING♡♡ Genre comedy-romance Higest rank🏅 #1-lucu [22/03/22] #1-ngakak [30/03/22] #1-comedy story [30/03/22] #1-anaksma [08/04/22] #1-fiksiremaja [27/04/22] #6-teenfiction [18/10/22] #2-nikahmuda [18/10/22] #7-gengmotor [18/10/22] #5-humor [29/10/22] #2-ceritahumor [29/10/22] #1-lucu [07/11/22] #1-comedystory [07/11/22] #4-romantis [09/11/22] #3-ceritahumor [05/02/23] #1-comedystory [10/10/23]

Masih percaya dengan cinta pertama? Begitulah yang dirasakan oleh Kayla maharani, gadis berkulit coklat, berkacamata, dan rambut yang tak lepas dengan kuncir dua. panggilannya si cupu oleh teman-temannya Suatu ketika Ia Pada akhirnya merasakan yang namanya cinta pertama. Namun Keadaannya membuatnya tak berani mendekati sosok yang dikaguminya, hanya bisa mencintainya diam-diam dan menatapnya dari jauh. Kevin Bagaskara Seorang sosok yang cakep, tinggi, berkulit putih, pinter dan jago basket. Anaknya baik dan ramah kepada siapapun termasuk kepada Kayla tanpa memandang fisiknya membuat cewek cupu tersebut memberanikan diri mengembangkan cinta pertamanya kepada kakak seniornya itu Akankah cintanya bisa terbalas? Bagaimana usaha Kayla untuk bisa dekat dengan seniornya itu?? Kayla maharani (Kayla) & Kevin Bagaskara ( Kevin) 💕

The night before the wedding Derrick spoke to his fiancé over the phone. They said how much they loved each other and that they would meet at the alter the next day. Both, Derrick and Angela had a few friends over that evening, they stayed in the same hotel but in different rooms. Except the next day Angela was no where in sight. Only leaving a note and her engagement ring behind while everything else was gone. Derrick couldn't understand what went wrong. She didn't explain and with new information from others, telling him how nervous she had been, he knew she had a change of heart and left him. Five years later with no contact from Angela's family or friends, Derrick receives a call from her father, Dave. Dave informs him that the police showed up at his home early this morning and was told to go to the hospital. Angela had been found and now the policemen would like to know why they never officially declared Angela as a missing person? Also, everyone would like to know who is the young girl that is with her? With many years being apart and so many questions, Derrick and Angela are both desperate for answers that can't come fast enough. Derrick is engaged and is to marry Carly in three months. Are Angela's answers going to change Derrick's mind or will it push him further into his relationship? Or are Angela emotions going to get the best of her and refuse to let Derrick back into her life?

[WARNING!] [Follow sebelum baca] Setiap orang ada masa nya, pun sebalik nya, setiap masa ada orang nya. Seisi dunia harus tahu bahwa ada satu manusia yang sangat sempurna di masa itu. Memang kesempurnaan cuma Tuhan yang punya, tetapi dia memiliki kesempurnaan itu. Dia bernama Rigal Abraham. Pria sederhana namun berhati malaikat. Namun seperti pada umum nya, sesempurna apapun, dia tetaplah laki-laki pada umum nya. Laki-laki yang berpotensi mematahkan. Jangan bajak! Allah maha tahu. Next bacaaaaa yuk....

"Tak ada kisah yang sempurna." ✨ Terima kasih sudah mampir di lapak inii, yaa❤ Start: 12 Juni 2021 Finish: 13 Agustus 2021 Revisi: ------------- Illustration: Pinterest Edited: Phonto -------------

"You can only belong to me." In which Choi Yeonjun of TxT is determined to make you his.

Tidak ada yang benar, ketika gadis pemilik nama Hazura Larasati ini jatuh cinta. Katanya, Jatuh cinta itu bukan pilihan, sekalipun jatuh pada jerat cinta yang salah. Hati bisa apa kalau sudah jatuh? Untuk sekarang, dia hanya punya dua pilihan kepada siapa hatinya akan jatuh. Pertama, pada anak tetangga sekaligus mantan pacar sahabatnya. Atau tukang kurir paket, yang selalu bertemu dengan Zura saat dia dalam kondisi yang waw. Buruk rupa. Zura cukup waras untuk tidak melanggar larangan semacam jatuh cinta pada lelaki, di mana ada darah yang sama mengalir di tubuhnya. Pun kalau memaksa, mungkin Tuhan akan dengan senang hati menghukumnya. Tapi, bagaimana kalau Zura Sudi menerima bentuk hukuman apa pun dari Tuhannya? _________________________

𝐀 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡, 𝐲/𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐫. 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: chatfic, fluff, mature language, random ass jokes, fem reader, 𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐒 - 𝐑.𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐀 ߷ 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭: 6/2/21 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞: 12/13/22

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I crossed my arms defiantly,"Listen here buddy, you either give back what's mine or we do this the hard way," I glared, my gaze not straying from his. That pack of cookies is mine and I'd be damned if I let it go without a fight. Without breaking eye contact, he let go of my pack of cookies letting it fall unto the ground before he gave it a harsh stomp. An amused expression crossed his face as he turned to look at me,"What are you gonna do about it tesoro?" He taunted. "I'd gladly show you," I sneered, before doing something that every typical female would do. Kicked him where the sun doesn't shine. Highest Ranking: #1 in TeenFiction (9/26/2020) #1 in Jokes (11/16/2020) #1 in Skittles (2/13/2021) #1 in Cookies (3/4/21) This is the Rewritten Version of The Bad Boy and My Cookie. Copyright 2020 ©ElaBearXx. All Rights Reserved.

my best friends brother by kenziexwrites

𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓. is one word to describe aiden johnson. I prop my elbows on top of the kitchen counter, leaning forward as I continue sucking on my cherry red lollipop. Glancing up, I stare directly into his eyes as I unhook my lips from the treat making a pop sound that echoed throughout the kitchen. He stared intensely at me as my tongue ran across the tip of the lollipop. I hear him groan roughly, desperate which causes me to wickedly smirk. The color in his eyes suddenly drains. He rounds the counter, stopping directly in front of me. "You're playing with fire," He mumbles dangerously low, looking down at me. His drained-colored eyes watch my mouth in awe as my tongue rounds the entire treat seductively. He narrows his eyes at me. "Then burn me," I whisper, taunting him, challenging him as I now stand chest to chest with him. In a fast motion, Aiden snatched the lollipop from my mouth, dropping it onto the ground before gripping my chin and forcing my head up. "Fire makes smoke, baby. You know that right?" My cool lips kiss his thumb which makes him tug my red lip. Staring directly into his eyes, I pull out another lollipop from my pocket, unraveling the wrapper. "The question is, can fire handle all of this smoke?" I whisper, bringing myself to his height to lightly brush my lips against his which makes him groan again. I suck on my new lollipop and turn around walking away, his gaze lingering on me until I was out of sight. I smile, knowing he was coming to find out for himself. 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄: the best friends series <3 © 2019 kenziexwrites. all rights reserved. november 25th, 2019

❧♚☙ "Hey! That's my cookies you're stomping on!" My blue eyes meeting his dark blue ones. "What are you gonna do about it?" He taunted, his perfectly luscious lips smirking. "This!" I procedeed to kick him where the sun doesn't shine. ❧♚☙ ❁[HIGHEST RANK: #1 on TeenFiction-31/05/18 and #1 on Jokes - 22/08/20]❁

The Gangleader and Me |✔| by toxic_sweetie

*¡CURRENTLY EDITING!* ☆☆☆☆ "So, Tyson, do you just lurk around waiting to interrupt people or is that a special service you offer?" He leaned against the table, his gaze locking with mine. "I'd say it's a special service, but only for certain people. I wouldn't want you to think I'm not paying enough attention to you, love." "Is that so?" I raised an eyebrow, challenging him, "Because I was under the impression you enjoyed making my life difficult, not keeping an eye on it." He chuckled, crossing his arms. "Well, it seems like you could use the excitement." "Oh, trust me, my life's exciting enough without you stirring up trouble." I scoffed, but the corners of my mouth twitched upwards in a reluctant smile. "But, perhaps I'm the kind of trouble you need." ☆☆☆☆ Ashley, the daughter of a millionaire, moves to a new city and hopes for a fresh start. With her sharp wit, she often finds herself at the center of school drama, not by choice, but by circumstances. Intent on maintaining a low profile at her new campus, her plan quickly falls apart when she mistakenly parks her bike in a reserved spot. Tyson, the school's notorious bad boy, is not just a troublemaker, but he's the youngest gang leader to be a part of a powerful mafia, feared by many but understood by few. Despite his fearsome reputation in the streets while other leaders might see him as a mere boy, Tyson is fiercely loyal to his inner circle, showing a side of him that few ever see. What will happen when their paths cross? ☆☆☆☆ 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 #1 𝐨𝐟, 𝐇𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬. "𝑫𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒂 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒔 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎." ☆☆☆☆

Menceritakan tentang seorang anak bernama Arsa da Costa yang menjadi permata kecil di keluarga da Costa. Semua begitu menyayangi anak yang berusia 12 tahun tapi berbadan mungil ini. Tetapi, ada kisah pelik yang Arsa alami sebelum dia di temukan oleh keluarganya ini. Siapa sangka jika kisah pelik itu terkuak lagi di permukaan hidup Arsa dan memunculkan kembali misteri-misteri yang lain. Akankah keluarga da Costa mampu menjaga 'Little Gem' mereka dari berbagai macam bahaya? "Daddy, Alsa sangat lindu mommy" - Arsa da Costa #Rank 1 : brothership (04 Oktober 2021) 🥇 #Rank 1 : mungil (06 Oktober 2021)🥇 #Rank 1 : imut (06 Oktober 2021)🥇 #Rank 1 : kesayangan (06 Oktober 2021)🥇 #Rank 1 : lucu (16 Januari 2022) 🥇 #Rank 1 : Abang (6 Mei 2022)🥇 #Rank 1 : misteri (27 Mei 2022)🥇 #Rank 1 : keluarga (1 Desember 2022)🥇

Abused Little Mate

Aviana Dean wasn't loved since 6, she didn't know why but she didn't care she did as asked, abused everyday. What happens when one day the kick her out of her pack and she meets her mate Alpha. Ross Tyree Ross the most feared Alpha in all the land. His pack was built on ruthlessness and hardship. No rouge got on his land and made it alive for thirty seconds. What happens when the two are mate....

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