Don Juan: The Story of a Complete and Total Asshole
CornbreadLegs
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CornbreadLegs
Ongoing, First published Feb 21, 2015
actionadventurecomedycriminalfunnyhumor
In the Mojave Desert was a trailer, sitting next to a dilapidated playground. This trailer was abandoned, right? No, it's anything but abandoned. Inside there was cocaine strewn across the floor, crack was jammed in between the sofa cushions, and the marajuana was kept refrigerated. Inside was Don Juan, the (not so) notorious criminal, high on acid whilst watching Vanilla Ice Goes Amish. He was probably in his mid-30s, Caucasian, nearly shoulder length greasy auburn hair, and was working on growing a beard. He was doing a swell job on it too. So why does a bum like this need to have a story written? The truth is, he doesn't, this man was a total asshole. And this is where his story begins.
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