The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of gay

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Parts 5
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Navi the fairy makes the biggest mistake of her life when the deku tree sends her to choose a hero, so being sentimental, she decides to choose Billy, (Big mistake) an energetic and annoying boy whose only mission is to marry the beautiful princess Zelda. But when Ganondorf hears about Billy, he kidnaps princess Zelda to turn her gay so they won't get married. Billy must seek out the seven sages, the spiritual stones, and the Ocarina of time to get her back before it's too late.

Original title: The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time but it's really fucking incorrect and the story makes no sense whatsoever

Side note, from about two years after release from the creator: BRO WHAT IS THIS WHEN DID I WRITE THIS I HAVE TO KEEP GOING WITH THIS WHAT!??!?!!? LMFAOOO WHAT???!?!? 

Also if someone calls this homophobic ima smite you, I'm LITERALLY a lgbtqia+ et cetera member lmfao




Credit to nintendo for Navi, The deku tree, Saria, Mido, Basically every other character and stuff.All Rights Reserved

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