Pandora's Box

Pandora's School for the Magically Gifted, is no Hogwarts. It's not this hopeful place for children full of wonder and enchantment. It's a decrepit castle half intent on falling in on itself. It's not located on a beautiful scenic lake, or a magical enchanted forest, with beautiful mythical birds and unicorns. It sits in the nose bleeds of the world, sunk into the top of a crest of the Carpathian mountains in Romania. There is a forest, in fact once you leave the grounds all you will find are sudden drops to your death and kilometers of perilous dense trees. The only access to the castle being a one lane road that winds against the crack of the mountain and is inaccessible by car 70% of the year. So in a nut shell, the perfect place to put a boarding school. And no it's not just the finest witches and wizards that grace the halls but also the monsters that humans warn their children about. Shapeshifters, Werewolves, Demons, Angels, Ghosts, Witches, Fae; Seelie and UnSeelie and yes, the occasional Vampire will be starting this school year trapped together in a stone cage they call a castle.

So there's this joke: A Kitsune, a Necromancer, a literal Popsicle, and the most dramatic Unseelie princess known to existence, get stuck sharing a dorm room together and it goes like, this:

(Rated M for violence, murder, sex and all of Sasha's shit)