Phoebe and the Traitor
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Last published Mon, Feb 6, 2023
Shane and Agnes are getting married, Lisa Livia is standing in the shadow of the Eiffel Tower in love with a Duke (sort of), and Phoebe is on the trail of a traitor.
Of course, none of that is as simple as it appears as the after-effects of the Red Wedding reverberate at Two Rivers, Lisa Livia's romantic interlude is interrupted by an attempted killing and Phoebe learns getting to the traitor is going to involve going through an obstacle course of the world's most dangerous, and eccentric, assassins.
Add in Sam the Cleaner, who is more than he appears, and Bert, an apparently washed up barfly, who was, once upon a time, one of the world's most deadly operatives and the chase takes unexpected twists and turns as the quest for vengeance becomes something much, much more.
"Agnes and the Hitman is fabulous fun." -Booklist (Starred review)
"A comic caper and raucous romance...laugh-out-loud funny...a fun ride."-Kirkus Reviews
"Wickedly funny."-Cincinnati Enquirer
"A bubbly novel with amusing banter and...moments of poignancy."-Publishers Weekly
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