Communist Cuisine: Red Army Rampage!
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  • Reads 1,560
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  • Parts 44
  • Time 1h 47m
Complete, First published Feb 06, 2023
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[warning fellow chiken nuggies!  *THIS MIGHT BE OFFENSIVE FOR SOME AUDIENCES* I do not support propaganda nor am I propaganda artist. Every character and event is fictitious. This is has high amounts of blood, gore, violence and etc. It is recommended but strongly imperative that you prepare your nerves, the full might of Vega's story writing skills will be set apon this story!] 

[You have been warned. If you wish to continue, do so at your own risk as genocide and other horrific acts will be mentioned.]

☭ •  The Red Army shifts into Berlin during some days and nights. The reason? For a victory time feast. The meals will be filling, with screams of horror of course. Soviet soldiers will enjoy a huge buffet, thrown by a sneaky and sly general. If you are a Berliner, hide; Because this will be a looooooong week. To the soldiers of the Red Army, Prepare for a great feast, for the hour of revenge has struck!~ • ☭

☭ • The Germans live in uncertainty during the great feast. But they know they are a part of a Russian's main course. It is only a matter of time they start picking their snacks. The Wehrmacht and Volkssturm forces try in vain to drive back the Russians, but it only fuels their appetite further. The more fighting and German hate propaganda, the more bigger a Russian's appetite grows. Soon hundreds of Red Army soldiers will be stuffed full of delicious Germans, satisfied with their revenge. It's no use crying and begging the Russians to reconsider, they will never spare a German, but they will devour them, bones and all. •☭ 

Will the Germans survive their ethical fate or will the Soviets return to the Motherland stuffed and full..?~

Will the Germans hide and huddle; Hide from the atrocities the Red Army will commit? 

Or will the Soviets relax in their homes, full and satisfied from their communist binge?~
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