Diabolik Alcoholic: The Novel
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Last published Mon, Oct 14, 2024
The novel version of the parody comic of Diabolik Alcoholic, its a reader's version of the same events. Same comedy you love, with the characters you love.
The novel will be updated ahead of the comic
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DISCLAIMER: This is a parody of sorts and a place where I'll be posting my artwork on as well as new chapters.
I in no way take any credit to the franchise, characters, or ideas of Rejet or Otome.
This story is mature and has mentions of blood, implied abuse, and a number of other dark themes. Viewer Discretion Advised.
Disclaimer: this isn't x reader idk why Wattpad got this as x reader so I apologize for any confusion
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