ow my butt (Dan and Phil Phanfiction)

phil tickles dans lil buttcheek and sniffs it.
"mm lemme eat sum pls."
"k." dan replies.
phil gets a knife and fork and starts cutting dans butt in half.
but fil remebers tht hes supposed to have manners..
"want sum?" phil asks.
"no; ew"
phil smiles and devoured the butthol
the butt randomly poops.
"free desert" fil yells.
"on second thought ill have sum of my delicicicios butt"
"no.its mine" phil cries.
dan frowns and decidez to scratch his butt, but he remembers.
"oh i have no butt." dan then smiles.
no more pooping for danyul.