Crisis Hotline | √

"Hello?"

"Yes?"

"I'm not feeling well. I just called to get some help."

"Wait, are you pregnant? It was just a one-night stand. Please, no, I'm young!"

"What? Isn't this the crisis hotline?"

"Shit. Are you trying to call the crisis hotline to tell the worker you're pregnant? What the fuck, Tina?"

"What, no. I'm not pregnant, and I don't know what you're talking about, but you should wrap your sausage next time you're having sex, young man."

"..."

"Are you there?"

"That sounds like something my mother would say, but anyway, you don't sound like Belle, who I hooked up with a few days ago. So who are you, and why are you calling a hotline past 3 a.m.?"

"You don't even know who you had sex with, mister. You said the girl's name was Tina."

"Oh, shit, I did? Well, stranger, do you want to hear a knock-knock joke?"

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