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Fifty Shades of Glub

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Is "glub glub" really where it began?
Dive into the deep story of romance, betrayal, action, shotguns, and fish...
"Glub glub" is more than just a fish noise now...  (I PROMISE THIS IS JUST A JOKE GUYS SO DONT TAKE IT LITERALLY IN ANY WAY)All Rights Reserved

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