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Unusual Troubles: A Separatist Commander (STBlackST x Star Wars: The Clone Wars)

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Reads 48,497
Votes 1,192
Parts 13
Time 8h 42m

BattleDroid1106

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Everyone knows the Clones War right? And everyone knows TF2 for its humorous jokes, like videos from STBlackSt and those Gmod videos. Now imagine, Richard Smith, a fan both franchises, has died and is reincarnated into to the Star Wars Galaxy with TF2 SFM and Gmod logic flowling through his very being, and became one of the infamous commanders of the CIS.

Now, the nonsensical humor of TF2 and the TF2 Community has been implemented into the Star Wars franchise. And what do you get? You get a mix between traditional Fanfic mixed in with Crackfic!

Star Wars trying to survive the Gmod Nonsense! A concept I've came up with after getting high with STBlackST Canadian Cocaine and drunk in  P U R E   E T H A L N O L ! Now bare witness how would the Jedi, Sith, Republic and Separatist survive the nonsense that is Team Fortress 2 SFM and Gmod humor and how many of them would fall in that pit of insanity? 

Find out in... The Unusual Separatist Commander!All Rights Reserved

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RADICAL > ᴄʟᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴀʀꜱ <

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