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Zompipocalips ~ a crack fic

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"A missionary priest and an adonis male stripper walk into a zombie apocalypse, who comes out alive?"

In the year 2023 the world gets overrun by zombies. 
2 idiots get saved and meet the world's worst brigade with the following members:
1. a Scottish convict
2. a British traitor
3.  A suicidal driver
4. a medic with dementia 
With that, the two must learn how to adapt to their situation despite previous rivalry to save the world.All Rights Reserved

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Not Unique by BlissHikaru

When a zombie apocalypse hits the world on its National Thanksgiving, in less than 24 hours, villages, cities, towns, entire countries are wiped out. Gone away into the dust, to never be seen. Nah, they all emerge as mindless angry creatures that would destroy anything in it's path to get a drop of your blood. Zombies. Not just the regular zombies you see in TV. Not the slowpokes, dumb, crazied flesh-eating monsters. No, these zombies can see, smell, run, climb, they can imitate and God help us they understand and not simply imitate. What happens when these zombies begin to gain intelligence? Every living thing evolves and if it doesn't; it's not worthy of being called 'living'. So when the remaining of humanity remains unmoving, stagnant but the zombies keep growing in mass, intelligence, strength; living. Living on the bare minimum, working your back, seeing loved ones day every single day, hearing screams of help from all around you but knowing how you couldn't do anything. This is a world where surviving wasn't... surviving. Living hurts. This is a world where even horror die-hard fans would rather not be in. For you to live, you have to be insane. And thankfully for one of our characters, they've gone insane.

A Way To Win by ShadowK102

2023. That's when it all began. The infection. The spreading of the infection. The chaos. The screams. The bodies. Everything happened so fast, people were racing against time. A group of 5 try to find the only thing that can save humanity; a cure. Running into many obstacles and finding out that one of the members are infected, will the group be able to stay together through thick and thin?

The Day of Apocalypse Z by MeradTaki

Unlike the bright future of a technologically advanced life full of peace and prosperity that we have been hoping for, mankind stands on the edge of extinction, as its last act of madness has summoned the evil that is lurking for our souls and lives ..... as well as our flesh. In the year 2025, humanity has finally fallen into the darkness of its own greedy desires, as evidenced by many political and even military conflicts between the nations of the international powers. The disputes between them had gotten dangerously worse to the point of declaring a nuclear war, for which everyone has paid its price..... even our beloved earth that we once knew. Today, in the year 2030, the remaining survivors who lived after that war are struggling against a totally worse enemy than our most nightmarish fears. An enemy that was born from the combination of humans' foolishness and their military superiority. This emery has taken most of our lands and changed the world to what it suits it.... Now it seeks our blood and meat to feast on... Well, if it wants to taste me.... it can kiss my ass for that.

Still Reminiscent [Discontinued] by skyfleet12z

It was so sudden. It was unnoticeable. It was the most unexpected scenario, EVER to happen. Building tops combust in fire, people running aimlessly and, for what, to survive. In 2022, an unknown virus is spreading rapidly in the main city of New Yoke Town. And most likely will be spreading much sooner to other territories, nearby borders, and neighboring countries. Or has it already done. What will you do to survive? Will you stray off the road watching the horror belittle you? Or will you run like you've never before? ------------------ORIGINAL STORY--------------------

Call Of Hunt by SiDayDreamer

Before we had the chance to know the world, it was already gone. The undead have taken over the world as the living have gone into hiding, forced to fight for survival. Hiding, not to wait for a cure to be developed or pray one day everything will get better, but to claim back the world that is rightfully for the living. Waiting and preparing in the academy built solely to train the current and future generations. Will my days pass only be spent covered in sweat and blood, and the deaths of our comrades? I don't want that.

The by HotTyson

When brothers Tyson and Kiefer do something dangerous and illegal to make some money, they learn that the world has changed. When people die, they come back as blood thirsty monsters. How will they survive against the harsh reality of their new lives?

Alive by teacup_s

≫ ──── ≪•◦ ✦ ◦•≫ ──── ≪ │ Surviving The End _______________________________________ │Cast aside by a world that mistook her for infected, Aisha now sees the crumbling of humanity's reign over their miserable world. It's time for something new, something stronger. Something deadlier. │ The world has descended into chaos. Aisha wakes, disoriented and... surprisingly alive. Or at least, something close to it. She quickly learns that humanity is no longer alone-creatures have mutated far beyond recognition, and she is no exception... _______________________________________ │Follow the journey of Aisha as she becomes a survivor in a dead world.

Terra Preta by ramose_xiv

In 2027, everything changes when a strange comet lights up the night sky. At first, people are just spooked, but when it crashes, the real nightmare kicks in-an alien virus starts spreading, pushing evolution into overdrive. The world goes wild as nature mutates beyond recognition, and it's revealed that this is no random disaster. It's part of a massive experiment by an alien race called the Korathians, who've been running this test for millennia, just to see how far life can evolve. And now, Earth is their latest lab. As the virus transforms creatures into monsters, humanity struggles to survive. People aren't just battling these new beasts-they're also fighting to keep hold of what makes them human. The lines between who's human and who's not blur, and everyone is caught in a game they never asked to play.

Infected Life: Outbreak by NAB101

***WARNING: triggers for use of violence, verbal abuse, physical abuse, and inappropriate language. If any of the before mentioned triggers engage you, please proceed with caution. Please refrain from inappropriate comments. Thank you, and I hope you enjoy.*** -NAB The year is 2027. Prices of everyday necessities, from food to gas, from toilet paper to healthcare, have more than doubled. The global population now peaking near 8.5 billion. It was now considered a virtue to be hospitalized, so long as you could pay the lifelong medication payments and stay sick. Just as it seemed society was ready to kick the bucket, something viral and deadly beat it to the punch. As the people he knew turned into sick, plagued creatures of death and his world crumbles down around him, Jacob Mason must leave his life as a quiet, middle school student behind and forge ahead a new life to protect the people he loves. But this is all just the beginning of a brand new, blood splattered life for him.

The Death Of Us by Night-ed

Two girls fighting for survival, in a destroyed world. A world where people eat each other and are beyond recognition. Can they trust each other? will they be able to make it to the end together? They WILL survive They CAN survive They SHOULD survive And they do it TOGETHER... or not... a part from the book: I kill one with my ice axe and pull my gun out to shoot another coming close. 1... 2... I pull my ice axe out of the head of the zombie I just killed and put my gun back in, to immediately reach for my knife, and directly throwing at a Z. 3... We continue killing. 4... 5... 6... I hear them all breath heavily. 7... Shit, my arm starts hurting, but I can't stop, or else I get killed. I deepen my ice axe into one zombie, and push another one away with my leg, to hit it afterwards. 8... 9... *Not edited* #3 in virus #10 in Mutation #17 in Zombies #35 in disaster #43 in disease

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Not Unique

When a zombie apocalypse hits the world on its National Thanksgiving, in less than 24 hours, villages, cities, towns, entire countries are wiped out. Gone away into the dust, to never be seen. Nah, they all emerge as mindless angry creatures that would destroy anything in it's path to get a drop of your blood. Zombies. Not just the regular zombies you see in TV. Not the slowpokes, dumb, crazied flesh-eating monsters. No, these zombies can see, smell, run, climb, they can imitate and God help us they understand and not simply imitate. What happens when these zombies begin to gain intelligence? Every living thing evolves and if it doesn't; it's not worthy of being called 'living'. So when the remaining of humanity remains unmoving, stagnant but the zombies keep growing in mass, intelligence, strength; living. Living on the bare minimum, working your back, seeing loved ones day every single day, hearing screams of help from all around you but knowing how you couldn't do anything. This is a world where surviving wasn't... surviving. Living hurts. This is a world where even horror die-hard fans would rather not be in. For you to live, you have to be insane. And thankfully for one of our characters, they've gone insane.