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Zompipocalips ~ a crack fic

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Time 2h 16m

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"A missionary priest and an adonis male stripper walk into a zombie apocalypse, who comes out alive?"

In the year 2023 the world gets overrun by zombies. 
2 idiots get saved and meet the world's worst brigade with the following members:
1. a Scottish convict
2. a British traitor
3.  A suicidal driver
4. a medic with dementia 
With that, the two must learn how to adapt to their situation despite previous rivalry to save the world.All Rights Reserved

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The Day of Apocalypse Z by MeradTaki

Unlike the bright future of a technologically advanced life full of peace and prosperity that we have been hoping for, mankind stands on the edge of extinction, as its last act of madness has summoned the evil that is lurking for our souls and lives ..... as well as our flesh. In the year 2025, humanity has finally fallen into the darkness of its own greedy desires, as evidenced by many political and even military conflicts between the nations of the international powers. The disputes between them had gotten dangerously worse to the point of declaring a nuclear war, for which everyone has paid its price..... even our beloved earth that we once knew. Today, in the year 2030, the remaining survivors who lived after that war are struggling against a totally worse enemy than our most nightmarish fears. An enemy that was born from the combination of humans' foolishness and their military superiority. This emery has taken most of our lands and changed the world to what it suits it.... Now it seeks our blood and meat to feast on... Well, if it wants to taste me.... it can kiss my ass for that.

The Altered. by _fiinch_

guys please don't read this anymore lmao i write totally differently now💋 _________________ In a future where humans are genetically modified -- 'altered' -- at the age of sixteen, the world has been, until now, a safe place. Without changing a person's personality, undergoing the Alteration perfects their appearance, IQ, and even their immunity to diseases. No human passes the age of sixteen without being Altered. In the blink of an eye, things change. An ominous message is sent out to all of those below the age of sixteen, providing precise instructions that suggest they flee. Simultaneously, a deadly virus starts to spread all about the world, attacking only the Altered -- every human over the age of sixteen. The virus eats at the modified human brain, and soon the Unaltered begin to realise that the Altered are losing their minds. Home is no longer safe. Friends and family turn on one another, losing control of their own minds and bodies. The Unaltered aren't safe. Even if the virus isn't attacking them, the ones with the virus are. Set on a pristine, futuristic Earth, this is the apocalypse like you've never seen it before. (Rated mature for graphic depictions of violence and mild language.) Banner credit to @itsnothardtodreamx 1st Place winner in the 2020 Spring Awards! Runner up in the 2020 Harmony Awards! 2nd place in the Belle Amé Awards 2020! [This piece was originally for the Open Novella Contest 2020, but has now surpassed the length of a novella and is a novel.]

𝐯𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ➤ 𝐥𝐞𝐞 𝐬𝐮-𝐡𝐲𝐞𝐨𝐤 by FandomzPhantomz

𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚌 ┊ 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚞𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍 ▮ 𝙻𝙴𝙴 𝚂𝚄-𝙷𝚈𝙴𝙾𝙺 𝚇 𝙹𝙸𝙽 𝙷𝚈𝚄𝙽-𝙹𝙰𝙴 ▮ ❛❛ 𝚒𝚏 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚜 , 𝚒'𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚠 , 𝚜𝚘 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞.. ❜❜ ✩ 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 _ 12 • 18 • 2022 ✩ 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 _ 04 • 29 • 2023 ✩ 𝚆𝚁𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙴𝙽 𝙱𝚈 𝙵𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙾𝙼𝚉𝙿𝙷𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙾𝙼𝚉 [ 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂 ▬ 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙿𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙴𝙳 ]

A Way To Win by ShadowK102

2023. That's when it all began. The infection. The spreading of the infection. The chaos. The screams. The bodies. Everything happened so fast, people were racing against time. A group of 5 try to find the only thing that can save humanity; a cure. Running into many obstacles and finding out that one of the members are infected, will the group be able to stay together through thick and thin?

The by HotTyson

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Terra Preta by ramose_xiv

In 2027, everything changes when a strange comet lights up the night sky. At first, people are just spooked, but when it crashes, the real nightmare kicks in-an alien virus starts spreading, pushing evolution into overdrive. The world goes wild as nature mutates beyond recognition, and it's revealed that this is no random disaster. It's part of a massive experiment by an alien race called the Korathians, who've been running this test for millennia, just to see how far life can evolve. And now, Earth is their latest lab. As the virus transforms creatures into monsters, humanity struggles to survive. People aren't just battling these new beasts-they're also fighting to keep hold of what makes them human. The lines between who's human and who's not blur, and everyone is caught in a game they never asked to play.

Call Of Hunt by SiDayDreamer

Before we had the chance to know the world, it was already gone. The undead have taken over the world as the living have gone into hiding, forced to fight for survival. Hiding, not to wait for a cure to be developed or pray one day everything will get better, but to claim back the world that is rightfully for the living. Waiting and preparing in the academy built solely to train the current and future generations. Will my days pass only be spent covered in sweat and blood, and the deaths of our comrades? I don't want that.

Infected Life: Outbreak by NAB101

***WARNING: triggers for use of violence, verbal abuse, physical abuse, and inappropriate language. If any of the before mentioned triggers engage you, please proceed with caution. Please refrain from inappropriate comments. Thank you, and I hope you enjoy.*** -NAB The year is 2027. Prices of everyday necessities, from food to gas, from toilet paper to healthcare, have more than doubled. The global population now peaking near 8.5 billion. It was now considered a virtue to be hospitalized, so long as you could pay the lifelong medication payments and stay sick. Just as it seemed society was ready to kick the bucket, something viral and deadly beat it to the punch. As the people he knew turned into sick, plagued creatures of death and his world crumbles down around him, Jacob Mason must leave his life as a quiet, middle school student behind and forge ahead a new life to protect the people he loves. But this is all just the beginning of a brand new, blood splattered life for him.

Plants VS Zombies: What's going on? by netapel

Neta Peleg, Fanfic writer, office worker, and video game player extraodinair. Tragically passes away. For like a year or two, at least. What happens next? BOOM! Zombie Apocalypse! "What the hell is going on?" Now as a Zombie, Neta, seeing as everybody else is dead and brainless, joins forces with the smartest Zombie unAlive~ Dr. Zomboss. Now if only that crazy bearded guy could stop creating zombie-killing plants, that would make this second stint on Earth a lot easier.

Not Unique by BlissHikaru

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The Day of Apocalypse Z

Unlike the bright future of a technologically advanced life full of peace and prosperity that we have been hoping for, mankind stands on the edge of extinction, as its last act of madness has summoned the evil that is lurking for our souls and lives ..... as well as our flesh. In the year 2025, humanity has finally fallen into the darkness of its own greedy desires, as evidenced by many political and even military conflicts between the nations of the international powers. The disputes between them had gotten dangerously worse to the point of declaring a nuclear war, for which everyone has paid its price..... even our beloved earth that we once knew. Today, in the year 2030, the remaining survivors who lived after that war are struggling against a totally worse enemy than our most nightmarish fears. An enemy that was born from the combination of humans' foolishness and their military superiority. This emery has taken most of our lands and changed the world to what it suits it.... Now it seeks our blood and meat to feast on... Well, if it wants to taste me.... it can kiss my ass for that.