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The Slytherin Who Slithered In [Satire]
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"They were enemies. And besides, they could never be together; he was an impossibility. Nothing but a fantasy and a pretty face."
Elsie Ebony Midnight Raven Liddre (Fem OC) and Draco Malfoy had a complicated past coupled with tension. Its a recipe for disaster and a story that writes itself.
This is satirical so check it out for a laugh but its actually written well so if you like draco then stick with it.
Set during goblet of fire.
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