Random America Oneshots ★
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Last published Fri, Jan 26, 2024
Oneshots mostly around America's personification, Alfred. Open this book and find chaos, angst, fun, humor, and enjoy!
most of these depend on how i'm feeling lol
cover art credit to the artist
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TW!!!
- no ships other than light FrUk
- this isn't exactly Hetalia based, but quite similar- same names, but there are very different personalities
- swearing (a LOT)
- light gore for some chapters, won't go into detail
- angst for some chapters
- mentions of historical events (American Revolution, WW1, WW2, Pearl Harbor, 9/11, etc)
keep in mind this is a CH book so ofc it'll mention past events
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enjoy, or don't 💜
Achievements!
#4 in #alfred (5/30/2023)
#4 in #hetaliaaxispowers (10/10/2023)
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