Private Dancer

After getting dealt the short straw, rather literally, an unlucky made man is forced into a rather stupid predicament that has him pretending to be an important priest in a small ghost town.

And when a god-fearing ballerina stumbles into his church one day, seeking advice, it is safe to say that he is out of his comfort zone.

No matter what kind of awful, outlandish advice the unholy priest gives her, she keeps coming back for more. What once started as a funny joke pretty quickly leads into the crude man wanting her to get off his radar and he goes to all the extreme lengths to do so.

But not only is the girl hopelessly gullible, she also seems to believe his foolish act a little too easily.