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Honey Pie (Jack Horner x Reader)

Satan_Is_My_Name

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Satan_Is_My_Name

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~ It's not every day that the infamous Jack Horner is interested in becoming your biggest and most important buyer, and don't get me wrong, I've been a supplier for other businesses who carried a  dark side, but this is something much more. This could get me closer to my goal if I play my cards right..however, I feel like this is going to cause some major affects in the long run. Whether or not said affects are negative is only known to whatever blessed me with this opportunity..

Despite every sane thought in my mind basically screaming at me to say no and run away, I reach out and take his large hand in mine to shake. "It's a deal."

His smile immediately turned into a grin that only the most twisted of devils wouldn't fear. "Pleasure doing business with you, Y/N. I feel that we're going to get along just fine." ~

Ok listen, hear me out-
It's not my proudest moment, but I can't help myself. 
Anyways, this is a Jack Horner x Beekeeper Reader story. All of the good JHxReader stories are on archive (wink wink), but I'm gonna post this both here and there for those who don't use archive :)

Reader will be as gender neutral as I can write, but there will be hints of fem in certain chapters (just body parts, but I won't go into a lot of detail, luv, don't worry <3) 

STORY COVER MAY BE CHANGED IN THE FUTURE 

ALSO THIS VERSION OF JACK HORNER AND MOST OTHER CHARACTERS BELONGS TO DREAMWORKS! YOU BELONG TO YOURSELF AND OTHER CREATURES AND CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME! (You're gonna love Meatloaf :D)All Rights Reserved

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