The Unspeakable Charms And Curses - 𝘗𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘺𝘊𝘢𝘵𝘍𝘭𝘶𝘧𝘧 - Wattpad

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The Unspeakable Charms And Curses

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'Wasted and broke, the subdued skeleton floated ashore in their float. Having already drank their way out of their misery with a tequila in hand...'
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But something just- wasn't right...
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Meet Y/n L/n, a drunken asshat whose life went extremely down hill after being evicted from their apartment, and the death of their spouse. Aka a Cactus.

But who would have thought taking a stroll on the shore would lead to waking up in a completely different timeline far from their own. 

The golden era of pirates!

Y/n pondered on a way 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 whilst earning some 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘺! :3

An adventure of sailing, treasure hunting and mad tension between skeletons.All Rights Reserved

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