Stop In The Name Of Pants by Louise Rennison
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  • Reads 313
  • Votes 6
  • Parts 2
  • Time 10m
Ongoing, First published Feb 22, 2015
Mature
I am now officially the girlfriend of a luuuve god. Yippee!!!

•He is quite literally gorgey porgey beyond belief times a hundred.

• I will never again be on the rack of boynosity, hanging around the cakeshop of luuuve, trying to find a spare eclair.

• So tell me this. How in the name of giddygodspyjamas have I ended up snogging Dave the Laugh? Again!!!

• And it wasn't just matey-type mate snogging. It was a 'phwoooaaar' snogging situation, verging on number five!!

• Why won't he stop sneaking about in my brain?
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