𝐑𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬

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" Damn look at her, i wonder what she did to get here."
"Yea she does'nt really look like the type to get into trouble"
When she walked by us she just gave us a weird look and huffed.


𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲𝐬!
𝐎𝐤 𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐩𝐚𝐝, 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐬𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐦𝐞!

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞, 𝐮𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐲. 

𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐢 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐮𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐦 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐬𝐨 𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐬𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞  𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭!

 Oh and all of this is unedited and the orginal idea is of course Louis sAll Rights Reserved

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