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Rants & stuff( mostly references I guess)

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Reads 374
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Parts 29
Time 25m

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SHE SAID TO ME! 
  YOUR SUCH A SLUT!
BECAUSE GOOD GIRLS DONT SUCK DI@K AT THE BACK OF STARBUCKS! 
      *good girls- 5sos reference*


How much ass
Could an ass-sucker suck? 
If an ass-sucker
Could suck ass? 
(About as much as their heart desires i guess)All Rights Reserved

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