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Rants & stuff( mostly references I guess)

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SHE SAID TO ME! 
  YOUR SUCH A SLUT!
BECAUSE GOOD GIRLS DONT SUCK DI@K AT THE BACK OF STARBUCKS! 
      *good girls- 5sos reference*


How much ass
Could an ass-sucker suck? 
If an ass-sucker
Could suck ass? 
(About as much as their heart desires i guess)All Rights Reserved

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"Anyways, so did you hear about him Haven?" I was lost. hear about who? i shook my head. Now, I was engaged in the conversation. "Lucas Matthews? The new guy that is so cute. Man, I'd like to do him." Anthony cleared his throat. Did she not care that her boyfriend heard everything right after she scummed him for calling her babe? She honestly needs a slap in the face and if I could, I'd volunteer to go first. "What is it Parker? Can't take a joke? Of course I won't bang him, in front of you, that is." the last part was a whisper that only I can hear. Jerry truly was a slut. She had no feelings towards anyone but herself. Sometimes, it's like she doesn't even care that we're friends. All she cares about is my popularity getting in the way of hers. Hell, she can take mine! "Um, excuse me, I'm new here and can't find my way to class. Anyway you can play tour guide and help?" I looked up to see a tall, dirty-blond, grey eyed hottie. "Oh, I can help! This one over here is too big of a fucktard." I couldn't believe that Jerry just said that, and about me! Honestly, what the fuck goes threw that tiny brain of hers to call me a fucktard! "Thanks, but I asked her," He was standing up for me? To Jerry? I had officially liked this guy. she opened her mouth to talk, but I beat her to it. "Yeah Jerry, seems like he wants someone new, not someone used," I smirked, and the hottie laughed. Jerry's mouth was wind open. Served her right for calling me a fucktard. Haven Bonnie had a life that most would wish for. Popular, beauty, and a cute boyfriend. But when a strange guy comes to her school, she starts questioning everything she knew about her friend Jerry White, her boyfriend James Riley, and mainly about herself. Betrayals start from the people closest to her. Everyone has a dirty little secret. What's yours?

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Phan Oneshots

I get ideas. I write them. I get prompts. I write them. Smutty? Hell yeah! Fluffy. Hell to the yeah! Angst? Rare. Anyway They might suck. They might not. read to find out gay motherfuckers Warning this will probably be filled with random movie or band references.