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We Stopped Robbing Humans and Started an Orc-Themed Restaurant

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Reads 85
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Parts 14
Time 1h 32m

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Dive into a world where orcs trade their raiding ways for a life of breakfasts, BLTs, and vanilla lattes! Join Chief Richard, Rose, great orc Bob, and the gang as they navigate a new life, and watch as their culinary creations win hearts (and gold)!

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