Getting Sold to Lovejoy
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Last published Sat, Feb 18, 2023
Helloo!!
If you're seeing this dw it's complete satire and this is here to make fun of all of the other weird books about this. I saw people on TikTok making fun of some of the book that were on here and decided that I wanted to make one out of complete boredom. I've also never written a fanfic, so this will be horrible but that is what makes it better.
If any of the Lovejoy members are uncomfortable with something like this, it will be taken down immediately as I want to respect them.
(Male y/n bc I don't ever see it)
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