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Hobbies such as killing, disposing bodies, obsession with weapons and.....oh, of course, gardening. Amazing, right?
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"...Seriously bro, you need to get a boyfriend so that he teaches you to act as a civilized creature" I pushed him...
"What if he is more uncivilized than me?" He retorted.
"Well then, another body in the dumpyard," I replied nonchalantly, " And, more uncivilized than you - impossible."

Assassins and twins.......perfect recipe for trouble or a beginning of a joke.
Meet Alica and Avon, perfectly 'NORMAL' twins. Join their journey as part time assassins and hilarity that ensues as the juggle their 'day' and 'night' jobs.
**meanwhile the twins, "Oh those...uh...They are cosplay costumes"All Rights Reserved

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Undead by RA2995

Being trapped inside one place most of your life is suffocating. So I took it upon myself to go behind my mother's back every chance I got to leave. I never thought that one day I would be caught. My mother agrees to let me go to school with the neighboring pack's alpha. She only agreed to prove to me that was a monster to other species. To her a Vampire demon should never be left unattended. She may be right most of the times. This time I think my mother could be wrong. Mother doubted me only to be proved wrong. I can coexist with wolves, I've been doing it for years. Now the humans. They are tempting for a hybrid like me. I can push past their tempting blood for 8 hours each day. The thing is I might not want to but I can. Life just keep throwing obstacles my way. Now I have a beloved. An extremely tempting beloved. My demon loves the taste of blood. How long before she gets a taste or our mates?

The Mistaken Identity's Revenge (Book 1 Identity Series) by TaylaOsborn

"Aspen, you'll pay for double crossing us" the tall Greek God like guy seethed. Holding his gun firmly in his grip directed at my head. "you'll regret this bitch" the blonde snapped. The guy to the main guy's left was still clutching his broken nose, courtesy of moi. A glare plastered on his face. Aspen this, Aspen that. My whole fucking life I've been mistaken for the devil spawn. My 'perfect' twin Sister Aspen. This did it. I snapped. I finally snapped, and it only took getting fucking kidnapped! "for the last fucking time.... I AM NOT FUCKING ASPEN! THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IN COMMON IS THAT WE LOOK THE SAME AND WE SHARED THE SAME WOMB FOR NINE MONTHS!" I threw my arms up in the air in exasperation. "quit fucking lying Aspen, we know it's you, you really think we're that stupid?" the red headed guy, said. "I. Am. Not. Aspen." I seethe. "are we actually buying this? The Blonde asked. "for fuck sake. She is my twin, BUT I hate her with every cell in my body." They laugh. "you're all so fucking thick. If Aspen was on fire and I had a whole fire truck full of water, I would stick the hose down my throat and drown myself before I did anything to help her." ........ Aspen Clarke-Miss popular, loved by everyone, perfect daughter, incredibly stupid, slutty, rich, snobby, bitch, walking STI, favourite past time? - making her younger genius twin sister's life a living hell. Cassidy Clarke-Always been in her sister's shadow, graduating highschool at age twelve, speaking dozen of languages, being a child prodigy and genius was never enough for her parents. Cassidy grew up hating her twin sister Aspen, who made her life a living hell. Not a normal sibling rivalry but a deep seeding hatred towards one another. So what happens when Cassidy is mistaken for Aspen and then kidnapped? Well Cassidy embraces the opportunity to tear Aspen's life apart the same way she did hers even before her life began. ~story is unedited, mature content ie. sex, action+humour

Second Love & Magic by KateYorkAuthor

With more enemies lining up to kill him than he can count, a playboy billionaire must hire the only woman capable of keeping him alive, even if she hates his guts. Gabriel Gerard's life is full of gorgeous women, expensive cars, and infinite wealth. And people who want him dead. After recently inheriting the largest energy conglomerate in the world and becoming the sole financier of the newly formed United Countries of America, regimes bent on world domination and militant political activists alike would benefit from his demise. Then there's his 11-minute younger twin brother, their deceased father's spare. And finally, his mother, Vice President of the UCA, second only to the man who blew the world into the post-apocalyptic state that gave rise to his Dark Mage Order and destroyed Gabriel's life. Secretly funding a rebellion against this supernatural world order while dodging bullets and bombs, Gabriel knows his magic isn't enough to keep him alive. He needs real protection. Her name is Olivia Leon, and she hates everything for which he stands. But he doesn't have time to prove her wrong before he must trust her to find out who is trying to kill him. All he can do is hope that either his devastating charm or massive paycheck will convince her that his life's worth saving.

Miss Toulouse Home for Unwanted Girls by janeemmaross

God has heaven. The Devil has hell. And in the middle, walking the earth is Witches. Magical beings, they strive to protect their coven and guard over their sisters, they hide their powers so they may be able to blend quietly within society; but there is one Witch who does not respect the covens ways and will stop at nothing to become all powerful, even if that means sacrificing every last Witch - the deviously deadly Evelyn. A deal with the devil has been made and Evelyn intends to deliver. Phoenix, Ally, Lola and Miss Toulouse must unite to stop Evelyn before she kills them again, whilst Miss Toulouse tries desperately to protect all the innocent women she shelters in her home, who have fled from abuse. Will the coven be able to stop Evelyn before it's to late?and cease Evelyn 300 year reign of terror upon their kind. Mature language and content. "There is a little witch in every woman but only the brave can embrace it🔥". Awards 🔥 Coalition awards in Fantasy genre (voting) - 1st place 🔥 Coalition awards in Fantasy genre (Judging)-2nd 🔥The strawberry shortcake awards - Runner up (2nd place) with best opening in Fantasy genre. 🔥Pawesome book awards - 2nd place in Horror/Paranormal. Number 2 in #Witchtrials. Hi

Marked by Fate (Completed ✔️) by LaurenCampbell234513

Warning: Violence, swearing, abuse, and other sensitive topics - Read at your own discretion --------------- Fate can be cruel. Especially when an age old prophecy by a group of oracles says you are fated to lose everyone you care about. On top of possibly being rejected by your mate, or killed if they find out who you are. On the upside though, that same prophecy claims that you have some amazing powers even though you don't. So that's something, at least. ---------------- Isabell McVeigh is 14 years old when she has to separate from her adoptive parents. She winds up just where she was warned to stay far away from. The blood brood pack. She is forced to stay and is made an omega. She still has an escape plan, though it's going to take time to execute. Once the alpha steps down and his son becomes alpha, the command keeping her there will be null and void. Plus with everyone distracted it will be the perfect time to escape. She just has to hope she can make it until then and that she doesn't meet her mate. If she does and he rejects her, all he'll will break loose because that will be the start of it all. Will she be able to survive until her powers fully show themselves and she takes her rightful place or will she be found and extinguished before that can happen?

𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐔𝐬 𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 by nepentheXOruins

(Unedited) "You weren't here! You haven't been in a long time so stop trying to act like you were." Willow grew up in a house with six brothers, one of them being her twin. She's grown up in a two bedroom apartment with an alcoholic mother who never managed to pay the bills on time or even buy food, so the eldest two brother's always took the responsibility, and once they left it was passed on to the next brother. But eventually all her big brother's had left without looking back and it was just her, her twin Wes and their mother whenever she was around. They got along just fine for the next two years, they somehow managed to get through the tough times together and they thought it would stay that way, the two of them against the world. Until their mother got pregnant and they had the responsibility of raising their baby sister at the age of 11. They pulled through and it was now the three of them against the world. They believe they can get through anything and they hope that's true when suddenly the brothers who disappeared years ago start to show up looking to mend their relationship with the twins who hold a deep hatred for their older brothers. Can they fix the broken relationship with the twins and build a new one with their new baby sister? Or is it too late? --- It's better than it sounds.

She May be Evil by juliannaaamp

A Queen and a King from different empires Join forces through Consensual marriage. A brave, courageous (maybe evil) queen Meets, A shy, introverted king One day when the queen takes a stroll in the busy streets, she meets three year old twins, homeless twins, with no parents and sleeping in an alleyway. A story where four unlikely souls meet, two become parents, all of them find love. ~~~~~ It may be fantasy but it has modern language. If you like your women who don't blush, get flustered or embarrassed, this is for you. You like shy, flustered and nervous men? This is for you. ~~|~~ Not a cliche. (It's funny because I don't like fantasy but I'm writing it so if your not into it ether then just give this book a chance, you could always drop it. )

Flaming Grace by LunaRavena

Ever since I could remember my parents have always said I'm special,not the your great at sports special or the just because you can not make friends special but the your the only hybrid special. I started showing sighs of magic at a young age after my first shift. Since I am the first of my kind, I have trouble controlling my powers and my parents have always warned me to never let that happen because it would cause others to want to use it against me or for evil. This did not became more apparent than the day I witnessed them die. Before they died they had told me that the only way for me to control my powers was if I found my mate because then I'd have balance but as luck would have it when I did find my mate, he rejected me so I have been living my life as a human. Its been nearly a decade and a half since their death, I had made peace with what happened in the past but the past has not made peace with me so it seems... Secrets from the past are revealed, a possibility of love comes into play, families reunite and shadows loom over to shatter what has been forgotten but will it come to pass... Read for more

The Forgotten by AlexanderTottenThoma

I woke up in a dark room, I didn't know where I was. In fact I couldn't remember anything from last night, it was all a blur. My sight was a bit blurry but I noticed a picture. The picture looked a bit off I had no idea what it was but it gave the creeps. I looked around a bit more there wasn't much. I thought to myself "where am i?" I heard a creek I looked around and tried moving back but the fact I had no idea where i was creeped me out a bit more. another creek. "well fuck" I thought to myself. Co-editor/creator Izzy

Lost in Darkness by midnight-disaster

"Suddenly, I found our faces so close together, I could feel his warm breath caressing my face. It smelt slightly of mint, and an undercurrent that was all Cole-pure masculine goodness.I breathed in deeply, my eyes briefly fluttering closed. God, since when did he smell so good?" Raven has lost everyone. Her mother and twin sister died, her father left, leaving her in alone in the world with powers that she barely understands. All that Raven has left is Cole, her best friend. When a dangerous enemy resurfaces intent on killing Raven, Cole swears he will do all he can to protect her. As the two get pushed closer together, will their combined powers be enough to save them? Will Raven be able to stop her heart from shattering to a thousand pieces? *** Please keep in mind that this is a first draft, and is, for the most part, unedited. I know it's not at its best, but I'm working on it... "Wow, I am so hooked!" "You captivated me from the start..." "The storyline seems very original..." The above were just a few of the comments I received... :) As you can tell, this is also a romance as well as paranormal/fantasy :) hehe Laura__Zalenga owns the right to the picture in the cover...

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Undead

Being trapped inside one place most of your life is suffocating. So I took it upon myself to go behind my mother's back every chance I got to leave. I never thought that one day I would be caught. My mother agrees to let me go to school with the neighboring pack's alpha. She only agreed to prove to me that was a monster to other species. To her a Vampire demon should never be left unattended. She may be right most of the times. This time I think my mother could be wrong. Mother doubted me only to be proved wrong. I can coexist with wolves, I've been doing it for years. Now the humans. They are tempting for a hybrid like me. I can push past their tempting blood for 8 hours each day. The thing is I might not want to but I can. Life just keep throwing obstacles my way. Now I have a beloved. An extremely tempting beloved. My demon loves the taste of blood. How long before she gets a taste or our mates?