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Hobbies such as killing, disposing bodies, obsession with weapons and.....oh, of course, gardening. Amazing, right?
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"...Seriously bro, you need to get a boyfriend so that he teaches you to act as a civilized creature" I pushed him...
"What if he is more uncivilized than me?" He retorted.
"Well then, another body in the dumpyard," I replied nonchalantly, " And, more uncivilized than you - impossible."

Assassins and twins.......perfect recipe for trouble or a beginning of a joke.
Meet Alica and Avon, perfectly 'NORMAL' twins. Join their journey as part time assassins and hilarity that ensues as the juggle their 'day' and 'night' jobs.
**meanwhile the twins, "Oh those...uh...They are cosplay costumes"All Rights Reserved

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The Mistaken Identity's Revenge (Book 1 Identity Series) by TaylaOsborn

"Aspen, you'll pay for double crossing us" the tall Greek God like guy seethed. Holding his gun firmly in his grip directed at my head. "you'll regret this bitch" the blonde snapped. The guy to the main guy's left was still clutching his broken nose, courtesy of moi. A glare plastered on his face. Aspen this, Aspen that. My whole fucking life I've been mistaken for the devil spawn. My 'perfect' twin Sister Aspen. This did it. I snapped. I finally snapped, and it only took getting fucking kidnapped! "for the last fucking time.... I AM NOT FUCKING ASPEN! THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IN COMMON IS THAT WE LOOK THE SAME AND WE SHARED THE SAME WOMB FOR NINE MONTHS!" I threw my arms up in the air in exasperation. "quit fucking lying Aspen, we know it's you, you really think we're that stupid?" the red headed guy, said. "I. Am. Not. Aspen." I seethe. "are we actually buying this? The Blonde asked. "for fuck sake. She is my twin, BUT I hate her with every cell in my body." They laugh. "you're all so fucking thick. If Aspen was on fire and I had a whole fire truck full of water, I would stick the hose down my throat and drown myself before I did anything to help her." ........ Aspen Clarke-Miss popular, loved by everyone, perfect daughter, incredibly stupid, slutty, rich, snobby, bitch, walking STI, favourite past time? - making her younger genius twin sister's life a living hell. Cassidy Clarke-Always been in her sister's shadow, graduating highschool at age twelve, speaking dozen of languages, being a child prodigy and genius was never enough for her parents. Cassidy grew up hating her twin sister Aspen, who made her life a living hell. Not a normal sibling rivalry but a deep seeding hatred towards one another. So what happens when Cassidy is mistaken for Aspen and then kidnapped? Well Cassidy embraces the opportunity to tear Aspen's life apart the same way she did hers even before her life began. ~story is unedited, mature content ie. sex, action+humour

The Thrill of the Hunt | ONC 2022 by elmaloney

OPEN NOVELLA CONTEST - LONG LISTED Safety was never an option. She has nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide. Nowhere safe to reside. No matter how far she runs or how quiet she hides, they always find her. She will never be free of her hunters. Theresa knows this, yet she still tries. Theresa has a curse, one that makes her deadly to everyone and everything. She destroys anything she touches, and there is no way to stop it from consuming her surroundings. Not only is she wanted dead for her dark magic, but because she is one of them. A Naturian; and those aren't allowed to exist, not in this new age. But Theresa has always been running since her limbs let her, and she doesn't even know what she is. It's only when he comes, that she finally understands who she is, and that she isn't alone. But she doesn't find safety. Safety was never there. ➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶ WARNING - this is a very violent and graphic book. It is not recommended for anyone under the age of sixteen. Cover made with an image from Pinterest // graphics by me Chapter covers made with an image from Pinterest // graphics by me RANKINGS: #04 in onc2022 - 16/02/2022 #05 in Hunting - 28/02/2022 #17 in Saviour - 16/02/2022 #39 in High Fantasy - 24/02/2022 #70 in Dark Fantasy - 16/02/2022 © elmaloney 2022 | all rights reserved

Dying Is The Easy Part by writing00introvert

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The Forgotten by AlexanderTottenThoma

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The Rouges of Coldwood(Rare Breeds #1) by Talespinner56

🐺"I'll let you go for now, but the next time we're alone you will be paying for that cheap shot you pulled," he says with bared lust in his tone. I feel my cheeks become hot as a frying pan, Madame Rozetti just shakes her head with a slight smile on her lips. "Well I'll be," she says with slight amusement. "The great cold hearted Serena Winters got herself a mate, and a fine one he is to my dear."🕷 Serena Winters never expected her life to be utterly peaceful. Not when your an alpha blooded rouge with a host of secrets hidden behind an arsenal of sarcasm and sass. Nothing ever stays quiet, not in a town of hidden supernaturals, nosey sheriffs, chaotic siblings, and the resident Alpha female getting into Serena's business. But that isn't all she'll have to deal with. Coldwood has a new arrival, a bounty hunter named Ryder. He's handsome, he's cocky, and Serena's fated mate. His arrival will trigger a whole range of new problems for Serena and her family. A long lost relative, nightclub brawls, a family feud, and the threat of Coldwood's destruction by a monster from Serena's past. Welcome one and all to Coldwood, keep some silver handy, don't explore the woods alone, don't piss off the fae, and never sneak up on a she-wolf, unless you want a baseball bat to the head. ( 🥇The Booker Awards, First Place Best Female Protagonist Award) I own none of the photos in this book(just to be safe😉)

MAE DAY (Book 1 COMPLETE) (Book 2 in progress on Wattpad) by MariaCooney

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The Forgotten cover

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MAE DAY (Book 1 COMPLETE) (Book 2 in progress on Wattpad) cover

Marked by Fate (Completed ✔️) cover

Contrasting Similarities cover

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The Mistaken Identity's Revenge (Book 1 Identity Series)

"Aspen, you'll pay for double crossing us" the tall Greek God like guy seethed. Holding his gun firmly in his grip directed at my head. "you'll regret this bitch" the blonde snapped. The guy to the main guy's left was still clutching his broken nose, courtesy of moi. A glare plastered on his face. Aspen this, Aspen that. My whole fucking life I've been mistaken for the devil spawn. My 'perfect' twin Sister Aspen. This did it. I snapped. I finally snapped, and it only took getting fucking kidnapped! "for the last fucking time.... I AM NOT FUCKING ASPEN! THE ONLY THING WE HAVE IN COMMON IS THAT WE LOOK THE SAME AND WE SHARED THE SAME WOMB FOR NINE MONTHS!" I threw my arms up in the air in exasperation. "quit fucking lying Aspen, we know it's you, you really think we're that stupid?" the red headed guy, said. "I. Am. Not. Aspen." I seethe. "are we actually buying this? The Blonde asked. "for fuck sake. She is my twin, BUT I hate her with every cell in my body." They laugh. "you're all so fucking thick. If Aspen was on fire and I had a whole fire truck full of water, I would stick the hose down my throat and drown myself before I did anything to help her." ........ Aspen Clarke-Miss popular, loved by everyone, perfect daughter, incredibly stupid, slutty, rich, snobby, bitch, walking STI, favourite past time? - making her younger genius twin sister's life a living hell. Cassidy Clarke-Always been in her sister's shadow, graduating highschool at age twelve, speaking dozen of languages, being a child prodigy and genius was never enough for her parents. Cassidy grew up hating her twin sister Aspen, who made her life a living hell. Not a normal sibling rivalry but a deep seeding hatred towards one another. So what happens when Cassidy is mistaken for Aspen and then kidnapped? Well Cassidy embraces the opportunity to tear Aspen's life apart the same way she did hers even before her life began. ~story is unedited, mature content ie. sex, action+humour