Heaven waits for me 2

This is a story about a man that has made it to heaven and walks around heaven to see all his family. He tells his great granny that he has been through a lot since she died in 2015 January and she says to him that I know what all you been through cause I have been praying for you so that you can get rid of the hemherroids. You already know that your god mother wants to see so taut y'all can talk about what you did when she left the world. Hello god son how have you been? I have been ok why you ask. Cause when I died you were lonely and confused.