Kirby And The Birth Of Jesus Christ {•Crackfic•}

Kirby, the hero and savior of Dreamland, has saved the day once again. He has defeated Void Termina and was able to make amends with Hyness, Zan, Flameberge, and Francisca. Now, with that out of the way, everything has been peaceful...until Kabu tells him of a prophecy...that a Goldy figure known as Jesus Christ bornz!!!1111!!!!11!!!!

{•This is completely satire. Kirby belongs to HAL Laboratory, and I do not mean to mock any Christians, or Jesus Christ. He's a wonderful dude. 😔 This is a crackfic, and it's a parody.
...I'm going to Hell for this.•}