Harry Potter jokes...

Harry Potter jokes...

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Little Riddle | James Potter
[ EDITING] James Potter was a skilled and talented wizard, his name a renowned one amongst Hogwarts students. Many knew him because of his outstanding Quidditch skills, most because of his infatuation with Lily Evans, but everyone knew he was a key member of the infamous Marauders that tormented the castle on a daily basis. Everyone thought he was an open book, easy to read, easy to keep up with. No one really understood how a chap as charming as James Potter would end up falling in love with Alexis Riddle, a renowned name in her own right, for being Lord Voldemort's little sister that is. But of course, James had always been cursed with having the worst of luck in love, and the fact that his loved one had been conceived under the use of a love potion proved so. COVER BY: @arriddletobesolved EDITED BY: @justholdon2001 / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / James Potter/OC Marauders Era All the characters, except for OCs, rightfully belong to J.K. Rowling. A/N: The timeline of the books has been altered to suit the story better.
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epiphany || james potter
꧁In which they both have feelings but are unknown to eachother꧂ OR After 6 years of chasing Lily Evans it seems as if James Potter has given up on love all together, until he sees her. Eloise Davies, a transfer from Ilvermorny who is immediately taken away by him, they both need to open their eyes to see what they really want. Other characters make realisations that will change their life and everyone else's. james potter x fem oc marauders era no smut
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𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡...
𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑙𝑙, 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛, 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑎 𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒... --------- A marauder's era fanfic. ¡tw! - panic attacks - depression - death --------- best ranks: #4 - maraudersfanfiction #11 - alicefortescue #10 - dorcasmeadowes - - - - - - - link in bio for personalised character letter!
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Reactance | James Potter
Olivia Randaloff is sick and tired of the way James Potter treats her best friend Lily Evans. After years of him intruding on their lives, Olivia decides to take matters into her own hands. Where's the harm? After all, it's just a little bit of reverse psychology. - [ harry potter ] [ marauders era ] { based on the book series written by j.k. rowling }
Extreme Unction (Tom Riddle saga)
𝗦𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗹 𝘁𝗼 "𝗘𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀" 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 "𝗘𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲" 𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗹𝗼𝗴𝘆 𝑨𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚, 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒚 𝒓𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒕𝒔 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒆. 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑷𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝑽𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒕? 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒚𝒏 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒑𝒂𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝑻𝒐𝒎 𝑹𝒊𝒅𝒅𝒍𝒆? 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒂𝒍𝒍, 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒅? 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒛𝒐𝒏, 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒘𝒐 𝒘𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒚𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒆𝒍𝒔𝒆.
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calendars • marauders era
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The Marauders Guide on How to Have a Good Time At Hogwarts - Story Edition
THE STORIES A Guide on How to have a Good Time at Hogwarts - or, in the words of Professor McGonagall: A List of Things that the Marauders are No Longer Allowed to Do. Hilarious one-shots on some of the massive and funny antics the boys got up to in their days. You'll find all of these in the Pranking Edition!
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Scarred from the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter Fan Fiction Retelling)
Twelve-year-old Harry Potter takes it upon himself to uncover the truth behind the Chamber of Secrets hidden somewhere in Hogwarts even though no one's discovered it in the past 1,000 years. He just wasn't prepared for the entire school to turn against him and blame him for the supposed monster's awful attacks. In 'Scarred from the Chamber of Secrets,' continue the wildly humorous journey with Harry Potter's second year at Hogwarts. This isn't your typical magical adventure-prepare for a laugh-out-loud ride filled with quirky characters, unexpected personalities, and a whole lot of slithering chaos. The pile of petrified students grows, out-of-control gibbons wreak havoc, and an increasing number of people become super obsessed with Harry, including a house-elf who walks around wearing a pillowcase with his face on it. Harry must navigate through bone-altering situations and a new professor whose silver hair and smile are a little too perfect. Rediscover Hogwarts like never before, where the familiar meets the fantastically funny, and every chapter is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 19 chapters as they tackle magic, mayhem, and misadventures in Scarred From the Chamber of Secrets. Only die-hard fans will recognize the deep-cut references and foreshadowing. Get ready for a magical journey filled with more humor, more heart, and a whole lot of fun! This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use. Drop a 🪄 (wand) in the comments if you love the new story! The Scarred Series: Scarred from the Sorcerer's Stone: https://tinyurl.com/4fh5u49z
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Little Riddle | James Potter

[ EDITING] James Potter was a skilled and talented wizard, his name a renowned one amongst Hogwarts students. Many knew him because of his outstanding Quidditch skills, most because of his infatuation with Lily Evans, but everyone knew he was a key member of the infamous Marauders that tormented the castle on a daily basis. Everyone thought he was an open book, easy to read, easy to keep up with. No one really understood how a chap as charming as James Potter would end up falling in love with Alexis Riddle, a renowned name in her own right, for being Lord Voldemort's little sister that is. But of course, James had always been cursed with having the worst of luck in love, and the fact that his loved one had been conceived under the use of a love potion proved so. COVER BY: @arriddletobesolved EDITED BY: @justholdon2001 / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / James Potter/OC Marauders Era All the characters, except for OCs, rightfully belong to J.K. Rowling. A/N: The timeline of the books has been altered to suit the story better.

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