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Failure Academy.

VioletDragonEyes

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Reads 1,062
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Parts 13
Time 9h 28m

VioletDragonEyes

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Welcome to Failure Academy, a school run by someone who wants (was forced) to help all the failures;Dark Cacao Cookie. The school's staff are either well payed (Latte), double payed (Aloe), underpayed but Aloe Cookie keeps stealing it (Espresso), normally paid (Butter Pretzel), least payed (Eclair), and payed the most (Blackberry). The staff are all great, and allowed to use guns. Wait, they aren't, Espresso Cookie, why do you have a gun!? *sigh* Hopefully the failures aren't that bad-oh god dang it.
(Based on true events when I had more friends. Also, I put my own twist on it, along with a new character, I think I am the first to bring Currant Cream Cookie to wattpad, but hey, if I end up being second, coolio! Wait there's side smut in some these pages...welp, smut warning because there is definite smut with some of the students). (As of recent events, I'm telling you all that this was a request, and I'm just trying to make it not weird, because these aren't kids as of the story, that'd be gross, they are just older versions of them)
#1 in Aloe, Chesschoco, Butter Pretzel, Twizzly Gummy, and Peppermint Cookie. As of June 19
#2 in Werewolf, Blackberry, PumpkinPie, and Squid Ink Cookie. 
#3 in Devil, Creampuff, and Strawberry Crepe Cookie.Creative Commons (CC) Attribution

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(Old and Crap) A Most Silent Poison by Mrgriaffe

//Preamble// A portal across time itself. A Familiar face without a voice. An undyingly loyal disciple. Take a journey with me as we explore an AU where affogato, after losing almost everything, is sent to an alternate timeline with his most trustworthy minion so that they have another shot at achieving their goals. (Update: January 17): Thank you all so much for getting this story to #1 on the affogatocookie tag. It's not the most impressive achievement but I'll take what I can get. (Update January 26): Thank you all so much for getting this to #1 on the cookierun tag. Your support is very much appreciated. Trigger Warning: This fanfiction contains Violence, Swearing, Emotional Manipulation, and other fun stuff. Reader discretion is advised. Side note: A lot of this is based off a roleplay thing I had going on discord up until recently so certain things might seem a bit off. Just throwing that out now so I don't have to constantly explain things in the prologue. //Credits// Discord User Shiny Victini aka Croissant Cookie Enjoyer for Revisions and suggestions Discord User waluigi_is~cool_()#1154 aka Pancake Cookie For the cover art And everyone in the skylartreecko discord community for their support(we have funny emojis, link: https://discord.gg/aeemscavdt )

Portal Lantern Traveler by X_Hanako-Mika_X

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Jinxed - A Cookie Run Villian AU [Book 2] (DISCONTINUED) by gothic_samwich

From partying in another Kingdom, to being introduced to the Cookies of Darkness, Clover Cookie has a lot of information to take in. Pure Vanilla Cookie, and Madeleine Cookie, Clover's oldest brother and his father, have other plans though. They are definitely not letting him stay with people that could change him. These two get Clover's best friends and boyfriend in on their plan to get him back. Unfortunately, instead of finding Clover, he found them first. Now known as Jinx, Clover informs his new friends about their arrival. It was a mistake to do so after all, because being uninvited, even worse, being someone everyone hated, was clearly a bad thing. The Cookies of Darkness create their own plan, to kill off every single one of them. Jinx never wanted that to happen, and now has his own mission of stopping his new friends from killing his others, not caring about the family that's also over. Will everyone make it out safely, thanks to Jinx help? Or will Jinx decide to turn on his friends, and help the CoD in their plan? Read this story to find out! ⚠️TW:⚠️ This story will contain: ~ Lgbtq+ (Bro what are you doing here, if you don't support/accept, lmao get out :/) ~ Fluff ~ Lemon/Smut ~ Mentions of Cutting ~ Mentions of Suicide ~ Alcohol & drug usage ~ Curse words ~ Censored Curse Words Enjoy the story! (God I hate writing descriptions... 💀💀) (The cover of the book was made by yours truly :D (I drew it)) (It looks really bad, but that's okay 😭✌✨) (Also credit me if you wanna use it >:()

An apple in Christmas helps keep the positivity Ok. by VioletDragonEyes

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Reincarnated As The Light Of Truth by Fantasy_Simp

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