Failure Academy.
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Welcome to Failure Academy, a school run by someone who wants (was forced) to help all the failures;Dark Cacao Cookie. The school's staff are either well payed (Latte), double payed (Aloe), underpayed but Aloe Cookie keeps stealing it (Espresso), normally paid (Butter Pretzel), least payed (Eclair), and payed the most (Blackberry). The staff are all great, and allowed to use guns. Wait, they aren't, Espresso Cookie, why do you have a gun!? *sigh* Hopefully the failures aren't that bad-oh god dang it.
(Based on true events when I had more friends. Also, I put my own twist on it, along with a new character, I think I am the first to bring Currant Cream Cookie to wattpad, but hey, if I end up being second, coolio! Wait there's side smut in some these pages...welp, smut warning because there is definite smut with some of the students). (As of recent events, I'm telling you all that this was a request, and I'm just trying to make it not weird, because these aren't kids as of the story, that'd be gross, they are just older versions of them)
#1 in Aloe, Chesschoco, Butter Pretzel, Twizzly Gummy, and Peppermint Cookie. As of June 19
#2 in Werewolf, Blackberry, PumpkinPie, and Squid Ink Cookie.
#3 in Devil, Creampuff, and Strawberry Crepe Cookie.
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