RE: 17 CR!MES
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Kenny McCormick has drifted away from the OG group of boys and has instead involved himself within the group of crime-driven goths, who have also since merged with the vampires.
Craig Tucker finds himself wanting nothing more but something more exciting in his life than his rather normal group of friends. He finds envy in Kenny "McWhoremick", who has since struck that excitement cord.
What they discover together? Idk.
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CW: HARSH LANGUAGE, SEXUAL THEMES, CANON-TYPICAL VIOLENCE, THE GAYS, THE GOTHS, OTHER ILLEGAL THINGS
YES I DID FINALLY START RE-WRITING THIS.
I know exactly where I want this to go and how I want it to go.
WE DIE LIKE MEN.
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