The Silliest, Most Ridiculous T-Rex Fanfiction Ever Written

Have you ever read a fanfiction where the JP3 Bull T-Rex came back to life?
Have you ever read a fanfiction where the Bull and Rexy got together as a couple?
Have you ever read a fanfiction where Hank the T-Rex from Prehistoric Planet got isekai'd?
Have you ever read a fanfiction where Tyrannosaurus imperator and Tyrannosaurus regina were valid species?
Have you ever read a fanfiction where the timeline of the Jurassic franchise was messed up big time?
Have you ever read a fanfiction where all the above took place?

If you haven't, then welcome to the silliest, cringiest, most ridiculous and over-the-top Tyrannosaurus Rex-centered fanfiction ever written. It's gonna be cringeworthy, it's gonna make Rex fanboys experience climactic euphoria, it's gonna be absurd even by Japanese anime standards. But who knows...you might just enjoy the ride.