Book O' Me Bullshittery
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Last published Sun, Dec 17, 2023
HAH! Ohhh, my god, look at baby me. Point and laugh, you guys! Stupid online dater ass 💀
Abyways, yeah. This book is gonna be full of my feelings on literally everything! Except I'm not tryna be the Dave to someone's Karkat anymore, and I'm just being me! ... I mean, seriously, look at "Them" and TELL ME that it doesn't absolutely REEK of cheese without lying through your two front teeth LMAO
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