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Book O' Me Bullshittery

twistedConjuror

Reads 14
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Reads 14
Votes 1
Parts 5
Time <5 mins

twistedConjuror

HAH! Ohhh, my god, look at baby me. Point and laugh, you guys! Stupid online dater ass 💀

Abyways, yeah. This book is gonna be full of my feelings on literally everything! Except I'm not tryna be the Dave to someone's Karkat anymore, and I'm just being me! ... I mean, seriously, look at "Them" and TELL ME that it doesn't absolutely REEK of cheese without lying through your two front teeth LMAOAll Rights Reserved

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WE ALL FLOAT── bill denbrough¹ by antiqueblythe

❝ 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐥 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮❞ [Completed] 𝘊𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘭 𝘭𝘺𝘯𝘯 𝘉𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘯𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘳. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘰𝘯 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭. 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘅 𝗼𝗰 𝙸𝚝 𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟽 childhood friends to lovers 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙟𝙖𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙝𝙚𝙧 7/1/18 8/11/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙗𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 1/3/19 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙚𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙠𝙖𝙨𝙥𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙠 5/22/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙞𝙩2017. 11/30/18 #2 𝙞𝙣 𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙤𝙯𝙞𝙚𝙧 8/11/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙗𝙨 8/11/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙡𝙚𝙮𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙨 8/11/18 8/5/19 #4 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙨 8/11/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙡𝙤𝙣 8/11/18 9/19/19 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞. |© 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟕| 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞

Call Me Daddy || EXO OT12 by WinterLoner

Baby And EXO?! Wait, WHAT?? EXO are definitely unbelievable handsome, multi TALENTED but taking care a little tiny human?? No freakin' way. Oh well, let's just see how they manage, and who's the real father anyways? ---------------------------- CRINGE ALERT : Written when I was 14-15 years old ( im older now) before, my English was very basic and so much grammatical errors. I don't have a heart to delete this as it was my first story that i wrote, all the time I spent, and imagination, it was such a fond memory to treasure.

Jake and Johnnie - oneshots by YourMom542639

This is just a book full of one shots of your favorite emo twinks. -warning- I do not ship them in general this is just for creative purposes and anything in this book is untrue or made up. I do understand that they do not like the things people right about them. but this is just for entertainment purposes. The story's I make are sometimes proof read but not all so if theirs a mistake TELL ME!

Why Don't We Imagines by Celena_Llanez85

I decided to write this book because lately I've been reading some imagines and I decided to try it out, some might be cringy asf and some might be cute.

selfie || calum hood by thatsoraegan

caution: just letting you know, I wrote this years ago, so some things may not add up. I won't change them because most of you understand what I'm trying to say. please ignore any spelling/grammatical errors. enjoy reading! 'listen here red, we're gonna send each other a selfie a day, with a caption.' 'i don't know you.' 'yeah, i don't know you either, but that's how we'll get to know each other.' 'why me?' 'you seem interesting.' 'promise you're not weird?' 'promise. i'm the guy with the black hair and squishy face.' 'alright, i'll do it.' 'great. selfies start tomorrow. rules are: we can't know each others names or where each other live. can't wait to get started. (;'

The Other Side of Jack ~ Antisepticeye X Jacksepticeye X Reader {COMPLETE} by MackenzieGaron

"Oh hello Y/N." Anti smiled as he stared at you through the computer screen. "H-how do you know my name?" You stuttered in response. "Oh, Jack didn't tell you?" Anti asked tilting his head. "Tell me what?" You asked. "Jack tells me everything about you." Anti smiled. "Call me Anti. Antisepticeye." !WARNING, CRINGE AHEAD! Dudes this book SUCKS. Why do people even still read this lmao

The Trashmouth [Richie Tozier x Reader] by crushh_culture

"How many times do I have to tell you to not have sex in my alley?!" "I'm sorry, sir. I just couldn't help myself! Have you seen her?!" #1 in RichieTozier <3 #1 in Richie #1 in itfanfiction #1 in BillDenbrough

BTS ANGST by NamMinGiHope

Hello to my book As you can read BTS Angst..Ready your tissues and heart to some sad BTS ffs. This is my first book and sorry for some wrong grammars I hope you like it... I update on Friday or Saturday...If I don't update I always update you..So you know if I won't update. And I call my readers "My Moonchilds"

Awks. ✓ by awalkingwaffle

*** "*Sobs* I'm so happy to have a character that's exactly like me." - @TakenUsernameSoz. "This story is so normal that it's unique; a breath of fresh air! Gives us normal girls hope, hi hi!" - @LocalSlayer "This book is seriously my inspiration to not be afraid to show who I am." - @Who_Says_Duh "THAT IS SO ME!!!!! IS THIS SOME TYPE OF VOODOO, MAGICAL BOOK OR SOME SHIT?!?!" - @ThePanther10101. *** Let's face it, none of those cliché situations from movies between a guy and a girl ever happen in real life. I'm not going to end up accidentally bumping into my future husband in a café, spilling a latte over him. I'm not going to go up to some random stranger and ask him for directions and he'll become mesmerised by the colour of my eyes and fall in love with me. The window of my bedroom doesn't happen to be situated opposite to that of a 'bad boy neighbour'. I was daydreaming, again. Something I do on a daily basis. Nothing different, right? Well, let's just say I didn't snap out of my little 'trance' until I saw a guy waving frantically at me, smiling. Oh shit, he's hot. He probably thinks I was checking him out. Great, now he's coming over. Kill me. *** • Highest rankings: #1 in Modeling - #1 in Awkward - #3 in Humor.

I'm become Venion Stan. [Female Venion.] [Discontinued] by Nulho1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! What the f*ck! Why i being this bastard!!? I looked at my face in the mirror, and saw the face of Venion's tortured bastard who went crazy in his novel! And you know what, this body changed after I meet the dragon. Now I get my boobs back, and my hair goes over my waist! Venion body becomes a woman! fuck! And today is the day I will meet Cale! What should I do!!? Note: English is not my first language. So forgive me if the language is not good. And I use google for help. Note: not update anymore.😔

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WE ALL FLOAT── bill denbrough¹ cover

Call Me Daddy || EXO OT12 cover

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The Other Side of Jack ~ Antisepticeye X Jacksepticeye X Reader {COMPLETE} cover

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BTS ANGST cover

I'm become Venion Stan. [Female Venion.] [Discontinued] cover

WE ALL FLOAT── bill denbrough¹

❝ 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐥 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮❞ [Completed] 𝘊𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘭 𝘭𝘺𝘯𝘯 𝘉𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘯𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘳. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘰𝘯 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭. 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘅 𝗼𝗰 𝙸𝚝 𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟽 childhood friends to lovers 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙟𝙖𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙝𝙚𝙧 7/1/18 8/11/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙗𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 1/3/19 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙚𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙠𝙖𝙨𝙥𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙠 5/22/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙞𝙩2017. 11/30/18 #2 𝙞𝙣 𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙤𝙯𝙞𝙚𝙧 8/11/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙗𝙨 8/11/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙡𝙚𝙮𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙨 8/11/18 8/5/19 #4 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙨 8/11/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙡𝙤𝙣 8/11/18 9/19/19 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞. |© 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟕| 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞