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Last published Thu, Apr 20, 2023
NEW EPISODE EVERY THURSDAY AROUND MIDDAY (Bri'ish Time)
A set of nonsense stories written in Iceland during an expedition (Episodes 1-4. The rest were written at home)
Embark on many journies through the mystical Logicless City with characters like Lamppost Man, the Ugly Princess and the incredibly mysterious Figure as you laugh, cry and say "What in the actual seven thousand shades of f*** is this?!?!?!?!?!"
Enjoy :p
And apparently there's a 2000 character limit for these descriptions so I guess I'll waffle until something tells me to stop because there's a limit for how many letters you can fit into one box. I mean, come on! It's the internet, code in more letter space! And if you don't want to, at least make another box! Honestly! Why do I even anymore, eh?!
No, good question. Why *do* I even?!
I'm confused
About the Letter Limit.
W h y
There doesn't have to be a Letter Limit!!!
Let us use as many letters as we please and in return we'll write 5000 word essays as story descriptions.
OR
Just write the story in the description box.
All of it, all 23 chapters or whatever.
That'd be funny, eh?
It would, wouldn't it?
Have you ever just Eggs?
Like Eggs, yaknow!
It's quite fun.
You should try it, just Eggs one day and see what happens.
I'm sure it's nothing too... sinister.
Honestly I'm surprised they let you do this.
The 2000 character limit, I mean.
Not Eggs.
Because I've been typing away with my super-clumsy fingies for about five minutes now and this description box STILL ISN'T FULL.
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT, AN EXTRA 500 LETTERS?!
WELL GUESS WHAT
NO
I'M JUST GOING TO SCREAM.
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