I'd call a cab. {a vigilante tommyinnit story}
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  • Reads 12,807
  • Votes 422
  • Parts 41
  • Time 5h 6m
Complete, First published Feb 23, 2023
Mature
❗️marked mature for violence❗️

Running along roof tops, avoiding the hero trilogy and beating the shit out of some bad guys? Tommy Theseus Innit was living the life, and his partner in crime, Bombshell, would have to agree. 

Wilbur, Technoblade and Phil however were puzzled on how these seemingly inexperienced vigilantes kept escaping; and it has gotten to the point where they would do *anything* to get these two thorns out of their sides.

But what happens if one catastrophically timed scream unravels a web of secrets and Tommy finds himself at the centre of all of it?

And

A dangerous villain emerges, his only goal being revenge on the heros. When the vigilante duo refuse to join him, despite their own hatred to hero's,  they become a secondary target.
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