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Some Weird-Ass People

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Weird Teenage Girl + Weird Mysterious Guy + Weird Events =  This Thing You're Reading

When Bianca's (weird name for weird character) life makes a backflip and changes way, Kale (he's hot) is at the center of it. He warns her from weird scientific experiments that backfired (how shocking), and tries to put her into safety. But why her? Why now? Where are the pizzas, I'm hungry! Will they survive? The author doesn't know for now... (Diabolic laugh)All Rights Reserved

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Pieces Of Me by CassidyRoseNZ

Eve isn't your average she-wolf. She's an ass kicking, potty mouthed, head warrior. She has no plans of finding her mate, she's already found the love of her life, and no demands from her Alpha father will change her mind. Eve's got her life all planned out. That plan goes out the window, when her father forces her attendance to the mate-less ball, where her mate lies in wait, and enemies launch an attack to wipe out her pack. Taken prisoner Eve is broken by her captors, to be molded into the perfect forced mate for another. But it is soon discovered Eve is a oddity of the supernatural world, and will prove to be key in this battle between good and evil. Thats if she will accept the unwanted mates that keep getting in her way to claim the different pieces of her. Sample: 'HELL . FUCKING. NO!" I growled at him. Glancing back at my mate, who I could see was gearing himself to pounce over the bar. I took a step away from the bar, then took another, as my mates muscles bunched. "HELL FUCKING NO!" I growled at him. Glancing back at my mate, who I could see was gearing himself to pounce over the bar. I took a step away from the bar, then took another, as my mate's muscles bunched. "Sit, stay!" I ordered desperately, but the hulk wasn't listening and was on the move. My flight instincts kicked in. and ignoring my father's concerned shouts, I turned and raced for Reece. "Sorry, not today, Fido!" I hollered over my shoulder to my mate. Fuck my luck! fuck, FUUUUCK! ' Please do not copy my book, all characters, and storyline are original and created by me and copyrighted. This is purely a work of fiction. Please note this is book 1 of a trilogy. Highest ranks in top 10 to date 5th in jawdropping 29/09/22 6th in Reverse harem 1/11/22 8th in Faery 1/11/22 3rd in Good vs Evil 5/11/22 7th in torment 13/11/22 8th in brutal 13/11/22 9th in gory 13/11/22 10th in funny moments 11/11

Eve by CesarVitale

-Featured Story -Wattys 2016 Winner Eve's a vegan zombie, and she really doesn't care what you think of it, so shush it. All she wants is to get by and find some pigeons or a fat rat - anything without a name she can eat before she starves to death in What's-Left-of-Los-Angeles, California. Because I don't care what you say, she's NOT eating humans. It's gross. Levon's weird and has a funny voice. Or maybe it just sounds funny when he hears it. Everyone's voice is funny when they hear it recorded, right? Anyway, he's like one of the only people who hasn't turned into a zombie since the outbreak, and even he has no idea how that happened. He thinks it's gross to eat people too. But he also thinks it's gross to eat pigeons and rats, so there's that. And now that they've found each other in the wasteland, Levon's plan is to carry Eve with him across the country to the army shelter in New York that totally exists and will save them both. Eve's plan is to keep her eyes from rolling into her skull every time Levon opens his mouth.

Finding Light in This World by fjfhdthnkffhvh

Some sort of zombie apocalypse happened around a month or so ago, and recently Ted has been in contact with a group of survivors and is taking Schlatt and Charlie with him to meet them. On their trip there, they come across something strange. They brush it off and continue. A few days after they meet up with the group, everything is going well until Charlie notices something strange. No one believes him and just tells him he's overly tired and needs to sleep, but Charlie knows otherwise. So off Charlie went, leaving to investigate what he wanted to find. And boy, did he find what he was looking for. That and even more. A Chuckle Sandwich x reader.

Contraindication by literaturelexi

[WATTYS 2022 SHORTLIST] "Hello again, Pizza Boy?" I glanced up at him with a smile. The blood was rushing out my head but it didn't bother me. "Are you back to make another attempt on my life?" "Shut up," he fumbled, absolutely petrified. "I-I hate you!" I laughed as we were both red in the face; one more sticky then the other, "Aww, I hate you too." My hands held my non-beating chest. "It's mutual trust me. But I guess you really want your Xbox back huh?" -- 17 year-old Evelyn Gates has a quiet yet witty personality. She usually stays in the background and is mediocre at literally everything... just ask anyone. She enjoys the smell of pizza and watching Guy Fieri stuff his face with food in her free time. Oh, and there's one more thing... she's immortal. That's right, Evelyn can't die, and she doesn't know why. Her body just magically puts itself back together again after tragic incidents. She calls it a curse, but the one other person who knows about it calls it a miracle. It's not until her pizza order turns deadly and her mom's boyfriend changes his outlook on life, when Evelyn finds out that there might be some more people involved with her immortality; people who are puppeteering her life and will stop at nothing but to destroy her. - Featured on: @TeenFiction 'FunnyBones' reading list: October 6th, 2021 @StoriesUndiscovered 'The Power of Laughter' reading list: June 1st -30th, 2021 -- Since mock websites are becoming more common, unfortunately, I have to give the disclaimer that this story is only being published on Wattpad. If you see it anywhere else let me know so I can warn my followers and also be aware that it could make your device vulnerable to malware. --- Started: August 18th 2020 Completed: April 12th 2021

The Island by tdawg_g

Monsters and mythical creatures are real. They are very real indeed, as well as magic. We just can't see it... There is an island on our world, one where they roam and have their own sophisticated society, mostly keeping to themselves. Mostly. One of these creatures is named Bianca. She has to travel to where the humans live, that's where she gets her food. One day, she goes in for the kill like normal, but can't continue. On the way home, she kept asking herself over and over again, "Why couldn't I kill him?" After realizing she has fallen for him, she returns to her hunting spot. Only this time he's waiting... - This story is finally completed after a year of writing! Enjoy! :)) (Sorry, it takes a few chapters to get into but I promise it's worth it!!) This book can also be classified as a fantasy novel. Warning: this book contains descriptions of sexual harassment and some language. Read at own risk. -

Becoming Them: A Zombie Novel by xNadiyahx

What would you do if one second you were struggling to survive with your friends and mother in tow, and then you wake up to find yourself with a group of strangers the next - all during the country's takeover of blood-thirsty zeds? Megan couldn't believe her eyes. Her brain was muddled with confusion she couldn't get rid of, no matter how many times those strangers reassured her and explained what happened. But she had to accept it, even though it didn't make any sense to her. Megan had been with her mother every step of the way since everything turned to chaos, beginning just a year before, and now she was nowhere to be seen. And on top of that, she had the zeds to deal with. Ghastly creatures that used to be human, carrying a virus that's spread through a constant hunger for flesh from the host, spreading through bites and scratches. It didn't exactly make it easy to prevent getting infected. Things could have been worse, though, Megan thought. She could've been left all alone to ponder over her thoughts and fear over the future. It'll only be within the time spent with the new group will she find out that everything's not as happy and welcoming as it had seemed. These people had a few secrets of their own, including the real reason they took Megan in. She would soon find out just how far people would go to ensure their own survival. -------------- Please check out my first finished novel. Hope you enjoy this zombie story and let me know what you think in the comments! x

Guilt (A Zero Spin-Off) by JustACalendarDay

**This is a spin-off of my book Zero. Some of the characters will be the same, but this book can be read as a stand alone.** Everyone has made mistakes before, but not everyone has made mistakes that induce the zombie apocalypse. Ella Fairchild is one of unlucky few who can say she's made such a mistake. She didn't know what she was doing. She thought she was doing good for the world. She was wrong. But to her, none of that matters. As the last living person who contributed to the creation of H-26, more commonly known as the zombie virus, Ella shoulders the weight of the world for her mistakes. Nearly a year after the outbreak, Ella has a chance to try to right her wrongs. She hasn't been outside the walls of the safe establishment since the virus spread. Now, inexperienced, weak, and scared out of her mind, she'll do whatever it takes for a chance at stopping the virus. But she's not foolish, Ella knows she can't do this alone. Kyle Russell is a certified bad ass, an ex-Army Ranger come out of retirement to save the world from zombies. He's sinfully good looking, a little rough around the edges, and doesn't sugarcoat anything, but he's the guy you want on your team. He and his team of runners haven't failed a mission yet. Amongst their own, and even civilians, they're rock stars. They're the people who give everyone hope that a war against zombies that can be won. They're the exact opposite of Ella. They're the best, and if Ella is going to succeed, she needs the best. **This is a spin-off of Zero and will feature some of the same characters. However, it can be read as a standalone.

The First 30 Days (PUBLISHED) by Haven84

No one saw it coming. No one could have guessed that the vaccine that was supposed to save lives, would take them instead. Once the death toll started to climb, it took less than a day for the world to change forever. When Bri's roommate suddenly develops a taste for cannibalism, she finds herself trapped in her upstairs bathroom, unable to comprehend the horrors that she sees through the small window. That limited view of the outside world doesn't begin to show Bri just how much danger she's going to be in when she finally escapes her home. Running for her life, Bri won't be alone for long. With the help of a bat wielding stranger, she barely escapes the overrun city. Together, they just might survive long enough to find a safe haven. The zombie apocalypse is a strange time to be alive. The dead walk, and eat the living, but they're not the most dangerous thing this new world has to offer. There are other survivors out there. And not all of them can be trusted. Completed ***PUBLISHING! This story will be removed , in part, on 9-11-19. It will be available to purchase on 9-28-19. Cover credit to Shaheen Po Copyright 2017 Lora Powell *chosen by @AMC in promotion of The Walking Dead *Highest rank #1 in zombie *Winner best horror in The Glimmer Awards 2017 *Winner first place in the horror-thriller-mystery category for The Majestic Awards 2017 *Winner first place horror in The Writers Corner's Summer Olympics contest 2017 Wattpad reviews, @rebel697 writes: This was my one morning to sleep in without the grandmonsters here and what did I do? I woke up at 6:30am thinking about Bri and Shawn and had to come upstairs to read. Great book. Not usually my genre but I'm hooked, again. @TheSaddestStory writes: Aaaaaaand I'm hooked, lol. I better go say farewell to my family before I continue this story and lose myself completely.

The Physics of Love by SaraSmith11

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Pieces Of Me cover

Finding Light in This World cover

Contraindication cover

The Island cover

Becoming Them: A Zombie Novel cover

Guilt (A Zero Spin-Off) cover

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Pieces Of Me

Eve isn't your average she-wolf. She's an ass kicking, potty mouthed, head warrior. She has no plans of finding her mate, she's already found the love of her life, and no demands from her Alpha father will change her mind. Eve's got her life all planned out. That plan goes out the window, when her father forces her attendance to the mate-less ball, where her mate lies in wait, and enemies launch an attack to wipe out her pack. Taken prisoner Eve is broken by her captors, to be molded into the perfect forced mate for another. But it is soon discovered Eve is a oddity of the supernatural world, and will prove to be key in this battle between good and evil. Thats if she will accept the unwanted mates that keep getting in her way to claim the different pieces of her. Sample: 'HELL . FUCKING. NO!" I growled at him. Glancing back at my mate, who I could see was gearing himself to pounce over the bar. I took a step away from the bar, then took another, as my mates muscles bunched. "HELL FUCKING NO!" I growled at him. Glancing back at my mate, who I could see was gearing himself to pounce over the bar. I took a step away from the bar, then took another, as my mate's muscles bunched. "Sit, stay!" I ordered desperately, but the hulk wasn't listening and was on the move. My flight instincts kicked in. and ignoring my father's concerned shouts, I turned and raced for Reece. "Sorry, not today, Fido!" I hollered over my shoulder to my mate. Fuck my luck! fuck, FUUUUCK! ' Please do not copy my book, all characters, and storyline are original and created by me and copyrighted. This is purely a work of fiction. Please note this is book 1 of a trilogy. Highest ranks in top 10 to date 5th in jawdropping 29/09/22 6th in Reverse harem 1/11/22 8th in Faery 1/11/22 3rd in Good vs Evil 5/11/22 7th in torment 13/11/22 8th in brutal 13/11/22 9th in gory 13/11/22 10th in funny moments 11/11