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Curiosity Killed the Andre
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DudeBroBully
Ongoing, First published Feb 24, 2023
andreisadumbassandréowenowenisathirstymotherfuckerowenxshinishinishinijustwantstochangeinpeaceshinixowenwelovehimanyway
If you asked Andre what exactly he was doing, he'd tell you to mind to your own goddamn business which you would then respond to by calling him a hypocrite because yeah, trespassing into someone else's house isn't  exactly "minding their own business", now was it?


Or

When a certain sketchy vampire decides to join Riley's coalition of magic creatures on the run, Andre gets curious.
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