Clyde has a crush on Cartman,and doesn't know what to do since his best friend in the whole world,Tolkien,hates Cartman.Cartman is polyamorus and pretty open about it,but never came out as gay and bigender,since he thought it would be kinda weird for people who've known him his entire life.When Cartman's biggest secret gets leaked,it's up to Clyde to stand by her side.