The Perfect Friend

I'm afraid that if I actually tried to communicate with people, they just might actually talk back. I have many acquaintances, and people who call me "friend", but I don't actually have someone that knows how I am inside and out. Lets say I meet someone that is exactly like me. Same style, same Personality, same music taste. That sounds beyond boring. I want to meet a friend that Is as intelligent as a child prodigy, or John Green. Not someone who can't even read a cereal box. I want someone who is so different from everyone else, and can tell a inspirational, yet humorous, joke without even thinking about it. The only problem is, the perfect friend only exists in stories you read alone or in the library, but the idea had to have came from somewhere.