Idk What To Call This (Sportacus x Reader)

I CANT TAKE THE LACK OF SPORTACUS SLOWBURNS SO HERE WE ARE!

I have recently garnered an obsession with Sportacus due to the recent Lazy Town influx on Tiktok. There is a severe lack of Sportafics, if you will, and not to offend there are few that are of a decent quality. While I lack incredible writing skills, I feel I can at least write something moderately comprehensible (at least for my personal self). This will likely never get finished but idk this was impulsive so enjoy I think.