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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫

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Are you a fan of puns and terrible jokes? Then you'll love this hilarious poem about a man named Tom and his love for corny humor. Despite his wife's complaints, Tom can't help but share his terrible puns with anyone who will listen. Follow along as Tom delivers one cringe-worthy joke after another, making children and parents alike burst out in laughter. With each terrible punchline, you'll find yourself groaning and chuckling at the same time. Don't miss out on the fun - read this poem now and get ready to laugh!All Rights Reserved

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
Sat, Feb 25, 2023

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