Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me. Naruto belongs to Masahi Kishimoto. Naruto is emo because he's a mid beta with no rizz. He can't rizz up this mega fine alpha mommy with 10000+++aura. Desperate, he tried all various ways rizzing her up and ended up getting beaten up and loosing 99999 aura points!! What should he do? Should he fight with the mommy's alpha daddy and loose more of his -999999 aura points? Or should he just give up and become the skibidiest toilet www rizzz alpha in town? Help Naruto with his rizz leveling up journey and help him regain his aura points! (Author has something to say:) Naruto: wassup mommy, lemme get some of that rizz 🫦 Girl: YOUR NOT MY ALPHA! -9999999 AURA POINTS! Guy: Let me save you from this so not fanum tax! Girl: kyaa!! 10000+ aura points! ♡♡ (Big alpha leaves carrying mommy furry with his alpha dominant arms) Naruto: wuuu..I'm so not fanum taxx not skibidi at all wuuuuu.. ???: don't worry baby boy, your daddy can help you level up your negative aura point 😏 *plays rizz music* Naruto: **GASP** IS THAT YOU THE LEGENDARY DADDY ALPHA WITH THE SKIBIDIEST TOILET OF ALL WWWWW RIZZ?! ???: yes baby boy, now join my pack and maybe you can get a piece of this *smirks and picks up his princess omega* Naruto: kyaa!! Alpha daddy!! *blushes* ???: *smug* "..."All Rights Reserved