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Karen Beautiful and the Most Fabulous Object in the Universe

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Karen Beautiful struck a pose in her bikini-spacesuit on the hostile planet's surface. The stiletto heels of her thigh-high boots were suspended an inch above the craggy scree by the repulsor beams built into her bionic bosom.
     “Careful, Kimmy, my faithful sidekick who helps me out. Danger may be lurking in any of these narrow crevices or behind any of these long roughly-cylindrical outcroppings.” ...All Rights Reserved

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