The Crossdresser's Workplace Phrasebook.
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Putting the 'OK' back into 'woke' Fiona Dobson explores the complex world of human resources.
"This kind of fake news should be banned in the workplace. Under no circumstances should it be allowed to be read by any of our employees. And I mean that bigly!"
Donald Trump (disgraced former president).
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